What was the first thing you said this morning?

[Trufflehound]

Saigon.... Shit. I'm still only in Saigon.

 

[Muzzy]

Take the dogs out.

 

[spongy]

Ffffnnnngggggg, aargh, f***

Burned myself on the oven heating the soup for my flask today

 

[driller]

I'm coming

 

[Mr Blobby BHA]

f*** sake im tired

 

[s5.bha]

"Morning knobby ! " to the palace supporting newsagent across the road from me.......

 

[shaolinpunk]

"I really can't be arsed to get out of bed"

 

[upthealbion1970]

Go on, suck on that darling

 

[acrossthepond]

Shit - where's the shovel.....

 

[albion534]

my ass is sore from last night

 

[Trufflehound]

Go on, suck on that darling

You keep a bag of Werthers Originals by the bed? Very thoughtful.

 

[pipkin112]

I'm working on my own today, so have not spoken a word to anyone yet.

 

[Hillian1]

my ass is sore from last night

Curry?

 

[albion534]

Curry?

I wish

 

[skipper734]

Arrrgh!................ Ffing knee. Arrgh. Said to no one in particular.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

"Who f***ing left that there" as I tripped over my suitcase. (I live alone)

 

[dingodan]

"f*** you, world."

 

[Braders]

"arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh f**k"

 

[Hillian1]

Yes ok I get the f***ing message, you're hungry.

To the cat, EVERY morning.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

"Cup of tea darling ?"