I wear a Jimmy Hat, which means i am free from sexual illness. I'm 5ft 10 and kind of hairy in most of the right places (and two of the wrong ones). I have a steady income and my debt is decreasing every day. I'm artistic and sensitive, but can sometimes turn violent if i feel other men are sniffing around my nest. I smoke and drink in moderation and often amuse myself with the banality of my own thoughts.
A yellow stripy number. Which isn't as homosexual as it sounds. That makes me a radical right and/or left wing extremist, who should be aprehended and detained as soon as possible.