What to do? - crazy girl related

[the full harris]

Ignore it, if she's that mental it won't matter what you write, her brain will make the connection that there is still somthing between you. Examples:
I think you're a nice girl but i've moved on = He thinks i'm nice, he must still love me.
f*** off, you're a mentalist = He bothered to write back, he must still love me

Spot on. ANY contact whatsoever will encourage her.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I was in an identical situation with my cousins ex. She lived 250 miles away. For 10 years I was bombarded with letters, calls at work, calls at my girlfriends etc.

Even wanted me to take her 3 yr old kid, (my 2nd cousin), down to Sussex??!

In the end, (1999), I went up there, got pissed, got stoned, slept with her & treated her terribly for three days, told her she was rough as f*** & broke her heart.

Job done.

She did tell my family up north that I lied & did all the running etc. But do I give a f***? No.

 

[lizard]

You could always write back as a family member and say you are dead so please stop bothering them as you feel hurt enough?

 

[TSB]

I could understand if I was a real pretty boy, but I'm a tubby, drunken mess most of the time.

You know, you always gave me that impression

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

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[berkshire seagull]

About 3 years ago i was seeing this girl at Uni (about 300 miles away), nothing special just a bit of drunken fun, I didn't even sleep with her in the month we were seeing each other. I finally broke it off, news she didn't take to well. But she kept turning up in pubs I usually went in and like a twat I got drunk and ended up back at hers. Didn't sleep with her but she thought this mean't we were back together and I had to break up with her all over again. She went skits, bombarding me with letters, phonecalls, threatening to put posters of me up round town warning girls, trying to engineer a work move to Brighton. Eventually I moved home and never heard anymore... that is until yesterday when I received a letter from her saying she still thinks about me all the time, she's never meet anybody else like me etc.... and asking me to contact her.

My question is what the fook do I do? Contact her and tell her to leave me alone or just ignore it?

Ha ha ha thats the funniest ever bet she is 25 stone and counting

 

[NMH]

Tell her you were having a huge sexuality crisis back then, and ended up killing yourself because of it.

 

[NMH]

You could always write back as a family member and say you are dead so please stop bothering them as you feel hurt enough?

'just read this one. That'll probably work better than my suggestion - though she might believe it if it came from the horses mouth

 

[Les Biehn]

Re: Re: What to do? - crazy girl related

Ha ha ha thats the funniest ever bet she is 25 stone and counting

She was about 10 1/2-11 stone. But was only 5'1".

 

[Ben Dover]

so why do u think she got in touch 3 years down the line? is she mates with anyone you know, you could get some inside info!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

...threatening to put posters of me up round town warning girls...

 

[Theatre of Trees]

If you tell her you're now with someone else, at least she will probably KNIFE her, rather than you.

Sorted

Does that help?

Send her a pic of 1066 and say this is your new lover, kill two birds with one stone.

 

[Redhead]

Sounds like she is a few sandwiches, a blanket and a hamper short of a picnic. tell her your lying low after the stories about you and a premiership footballer in the tabloids over the weekend

 

[Motogull]

Jeez Les, you've found yourself a right mentalist.

Why not write back and say you could only see yourselves as friends? She'd get the message.

 

[desprateseagull]

About 3 years ago i was seeing this girl at Uni (about 300 miles away...

damn good eyesight there!