Jimmy Grimble
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"Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end, the Germans win"
Linekar wasn't far off was he?
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What other nations do you want us to sign players from?
- Thread starter Jimmy Grimble
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"Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end, the Germans win"
Linekar wasn't far off was he?
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
Caribbean keeper with a shiny bonce and tendency to PUNCH. I want some Rubicon MOMENTS
Brazilian left back with a trademark thunderblaster freekick and series of ridiculous haircuts, who sometimes forgets his defensive duties
Norwegian centre back, no fear, nose broken in four places and even tackles his own players when going for the ball
South Korean playmaker with ginger hair who doest run around much but tries outrageous through balls. Only deals in wonder goals and goes through the WAGs like John Terry
Brickshit house Ghanaian in midfield, shiny bonce, about 6ft 3, wheres Ghanaian flag sweatbands and white boots
Honduran speed merchant winger, 5ft 5 at most, likes to take on his marker at least twice with his one trick before crossing the ball. Goal celebration would involve the long jump pit at the away end at Withdean
Midget striker from Mozambique with loads of skill, but cant be arsed because he gets pushed off the ball. Scores 4 goals a game, then doesn’t score for 2 months. We will nick name him Eusebio
Brazilian left back with a trademark thunderblaster freekick and series of ridiculous haircuts, who sometimes forgets his defensive duties
Norwegian centre back, no fear, nose broken in four places and even tackles his own players when going for the ball
South Korean playmaker with ginger hair who doest run around much but tries outrageous through balls. Only deals in wonder goals and goes through the WAGs like John Terry
Brickshit house Ghanaian in midfield, shiny bonce, about 6ft 3, wheres Ghanaian flag sweatbands and white boots
Honduran speed merchant winger, 5ft 5 at most, likes to take on his marker at least twice with his one trick before crossing the ball. Goal celebration would involve the long jump pit at the away end at Withdean
Midget striker from Mozambique with loads of skill, but cant be arsed because he gets pushed off the ball. Scores 4 goals a game, then doesn’t score for 2 months. We will nick name him Eusebio
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
A 16 year old Nigerian with a fake birth cirtificate. Really he's 28.
Oh for the old days, when 'exotic' was an skinny Irish kid, with a penchant for a beer or two...
On the other hand, we've never had an outrageously good-looking blonde centre-forward, from ICELAND...
Dirk Lehmann?
The Large One
Who's Next?
The German national team.
I think that covers just about every nation.
I think that covers just about every nation.