- Jul 7, 2003
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It is surprisingly revealed that ancient Saxon land deeds gifted the land to a remote descendant of tabloid superstar Jade Goody.
On hearing the news, Ms Goody descends on Sussex immediately, in order to develop a new beauty salon on the site.
She announces to the local press "it's great to be in Sessux innit, I always wanted to go abroad. I hope that the people of this area are as dedicated to the concept of human beauty as I am, and I'll be here personally as much as I can to wax the bikini lines of the people of this lovely area, East Angular. I mean Sessex. Now where's Wayne, I need me kebab doing"
On hearing the news, Ms Goody descends on Sussex immediately, in order to develop a new beauty salon on the site.
She announces to the local press "it's great to be in Sessux innit, I always wanted to go abroad. I hope that the people of this area are as dedicated to the concept of human beauty as I am, and I'll be here personally as much as I can to wax the bikini lines of the people of this lovely area, East Angular. I mean Sessex. Now where's Wayne, I need me kebab doing"