What makes a pub a pub?

[Goodfella]

Well, i have certainly learnt a lot about the inner workings of the licencing laws, and all i wanted was a bloody dartboard.

 

[Questions]

Pubs should have a dog really as well.

Old, unsteady on his feet but be able to eat pork scratchings by the bucket load.

 

[BensGrandad]

I didnt realise my wife and I had taken the Globe in Worthing.




It must be 40 years ago that I last went in there for a drink.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Pubs should have a dog really as well.

Old, unsteady on his feet but be able to eat pork scratchings by the bucket load.

I was going to say cat myself! One that they let wander through and over the bar and between the pumps and tables.

Hygiene issues can be forgotton when a moggy is around.

 

[Questions]

I didnt realise my wife and I had taken the Globe in Worthing.




It must be 40 years ago that I last went in there for a drink.

You wouldn`t recognise it BG.

'Changing rooms' did a pub special there and had to transform the place...................................................................................










































They hoovered







Only joking of course


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[Nemesis]

To be a REAL pub it must be family UN-friendly. Absolutely no bloody kids running about the place deafening me with their glass-shattering screaming and bumping into me causing me to spill my valuable pint.

And no wasting valuable drinking space with stupid adventure playgrounds used to imprison the brats in a vain attempt to keep them from pissing all the other punters off.

If you're not old enough to purchase the products you ain't coming in.

And old blokes smoking pipes. You gotta have old blokes in flat caps smoking pipes.

Definitely should be a kid free zone. Probably upset the PC brigade but adults need their kid free space -and for a lot of us it's the pub.