What keeps you awake at night?

[Franks Wild Years]

Wind

And wondering who finds Mitch Benn funny.

 

[Horney]

At least once a week I sit up and worry about having to one day do a best man's speech. I'm not even joking. The thought absolutely TERRIFIES me.

Have done two myself....learnt a lot from the first one.
The thought of public speaking worries a lot of people but whenever I've done it, it has flown by and afterwards you think.." what was all that worry about "
Chesney...stop your worrying....a best man's speech is a doddle. Short and humourous, you won't go wrong.
Banish it from your thoughts and get a good nights sleep.

 

[lighthouse]

wardrobe monsters

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Being a dyslexic atheist and wondering if there really is a dog

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Foxes are a nightmare for screaming like a girl. One of them tried to get our guinea pigs during the iceworld which led to me running outside naked and losing my cock for a week.

So do you keep chickens as well then?

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

Wanking

 

[Voice of Reason]

Worrying that England may take Beckham anyway to SA for commercial reasons.............. Oh shit!

 

[DerbyGull]

Insomnia here aswell.

 

[sam86]

The thought of being burgled... Seriously.

 

[brakespear]

Most nights my OCD about all the doors being locked, the gas taps on the stove being off etc....

Tonight, the Sports Relief Chris Moyles clip from Ugunda about malaria will probably do it.

 

[Laughing Gravy]

I work shifts and have terrible problems going back to work on earlies.
A mate recommended Night Nurse (the liquid version). When it kicks in, its like being hit with a cricket bat

 

[sydney]

the sound of my brain bouncing off the inside of my cranial capsule after a bit of a sesh on the pablo.....

 

[driller]

I was fine but now I cannot sleep worrying that I have nothing to worry about

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Insomnia

 

[phoenix]

Friggin n.s.c

 

[The Modfather]

My pregnant partner taking up the whole of the bed, thus leaving me balancing precariously on the edge of the bed.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

My erection

Ditto

 

[pasty]

That bloody fog horn down the marina

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Being a dyslexic atheist and wondering if there really is a dog

Made me LoL!

 

[pasty]

My erection

Ditto