What is your favourite Alan Partridge moment ever?

[Digweeds Trousers]

Just to cheer myself up, I was thinking of my favourite Alan Partridge moment ever. Mine personally has to be the A Partridge in Paris fashion piece. Inspiring.

Also the fire company promotion with the South African director, when Alan asks to tell a couple of jokes being told no Alan you cant in a heavy afrikaaner accent so it sounded more like.............

Marvellous scenes.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

"Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan...He cant hear me....DAN"

"and dont try hovering so the nosoe goes slack"

"they said if they cant party with the Spice Girls they would party at Long Stanton Spice Museum"

"that was just a noise"

"Wings. The band the beatles should have been" (might be could have been, cant remember exactly).

"You feed burgers to Swans."

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Smell my cheese.

Can you see any upset zombies around?

There were some absolute classics on the radio shows, but I'm buggered if I can remember anything word for word.

 

[tricky]

AP hitting the child genius on the radio show - "I'm sorry, I'm just not very good with children"

 

[REDLAND]

running from "The Mentalists" house

or fence spikes through the feet and the presentation afterwards !!

marvellous !!

 

[alan partridge]

All the times I have owned Looney

 

[Bigtomfu]

the interview with the farmer on radio following ALan's comments in general about farmers where he goes on to present a corporate video for a boating company on the norfolk broads and gets a cow tipped onto him off a bridge by a load of disgruntled farmers! some classic lines and brilliant delivery as always.

http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/scripts/scripts.htm

 

[WATFORD O]

I own a Lexus. This tosser alsmost, almost ruined my reputation.

 

[alan partridge]

Lynne - You remembered you promised to take me to my mother's grave this morning?

Alan - Yes that's in the schedule...Trip to Lynne's mother's grave and then Doctor No. The underground base of an Evil Genius......and then Doctor No

 

[alan partridge]

I own a Lexus. This tosser alsmost, almost ruined my reputation.

YES!!!!!! That is the best thing I have read in ages.


I love Lex-I (plural)

Do you read the Daily Mail?

 

[WATF0RD ZERO]

Twatty - Are you Dan ?

 

[WATFORD O]

YES!!!!!! That is the best thing I have read in ages.


I love Lex-I (plural)

Do you read the Daily Mail?

No I dont read the f***ing Daily Mail.

 

[WATFORD O]

Twatty - Are you Dan ?

Dan?

 

[Mr Popkins]

"you thew a Monkey in the sea?!!!"

"eye, it ate all me fags!""

 

[Lady Whistledown]

When he arrives at the BBC programmes director's funeral and after being utterly unsympathetic to the widow ("it's just....so....ruddy awful"), turns around to reveal he's wearing a black bomber jacket with garish Castrol GTX logo on the back



"Today's debate: who's your favourite Lord? Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Flies, or Lord of the Dance?"

And when he tells a Customer Service employee that anyone working for Curry's should really have a grasp of basic Latin ("apropos achieving surround sound").

 

[REDLAND]

I own a Lexus. This tosser alsmost, almost ruined my reputation.

I'm sOOO not surprised !!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Read the small print in your cone-tract, Alan"

 

[Bobby's Gull]

There's too many to mention

 

[alan partridge]

We're just going to get a curly cumberland sausage from the Little bitty Chef

 

[alan partridge]

No I dont read the f***ing Daily Mail.

Do you drink director's bitter?




Shitty Zombies!