What is your battle cry ?

[Dick Knights Mumm]

A screaming banshee hoves into view, it is he-she - dick knights mum - whirling a brick-laden leather hand-bag around her head.

"nsc fame hurts - and this is where you start paying for it".

 

[JJ McClure]

Sprinting across the desert, wielding a mighty sword, cometh 80s Seagull! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to spank you past the point of no return, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"


I quite like the mighty sword bit, but am not so keen on the spanking.

 

[Grendel]

Zang! Who is that, striding through the cliffs! It is Grendel, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you beyond your expiration date!"

 

[Pigsy]

Prowling out of the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh A52 Seagull! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to clobber you until the sun burns out!!!"

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Who is that, prowling out of the terrain! It is The Great Cornholio, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"

Mine is cool!

 

[Lammy]

Lo! Who is that, running along the tarmac! It is Lammy, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

and to my recent freeholder I have now moved but remember I still KNOW where you live..........................

 

[NMH]

Tripping the light fantastic on waves of pure space plasma, NMH splits the tree and strides twixt the falling boughs:

"Present thine sister daughter and mothers, I will plough my seeds roughly in their loins one after the other"

 

[Gritt23]

"You are getting my dander up, you horrible little man."

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding over the wasteland! It is Barnet Seagull, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars mightily:

"I'm going to pulverize you into your own personal hell!"

Interesting. Have to say an axe would be my chosen weapon. Either that or a might hammer.

 

[shaolinpunk]

Zang! Who is that, sprinting on the candy store! It is Shaolinpunk, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring darkness and mayhem with God on my side!!!"

 

[CHAPPERS]

Running on the candy store, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Chappers! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Striding through the desert, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Deano's Right Foot! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!"

 

[Withnail]

Yea, verily: Who is that, running amidst the plains! It is Withnail, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until you're pissing shit!"

Strange, said that to Baker the other day.

 

[Trufflehound]

Sprinting out of the fields, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Trufflehound! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to hump you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!"




Hmmm... I rather like that.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

"This one's for you, mom! I feel like chicken tonight!!"

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Striding through the fields, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh D'Angelo Saxon! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to contort you until the laws of physics are violated!!"

 

[Redhead]

Stalking throw the Shadows wealding a plastic fork cometh Redhead! He lets out a roar of

Hell Hath No Furry Like A Ginge Scorned!!!

 

[Seagullible]

Who is that, running across the plains! It is Seagullible, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you so forcibly, you will see ultraviolet!!"

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I like a lot:


Sprinting along the plains, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Eastlondonseagull! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!"