What is your battle cry ?

[e77]

What is your battle cry ?

Stalking on the cliffs, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh E77! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to pulverize you past the point of no return, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

 

[Bluejuice]

Lo! Who is that, running through the mountains! It is Bluejuice, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He cries thunderously:

"I'm going to punch you until you smell like barbeque, and launch you into deep space!"

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Sprinting through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Laura! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"

 

[Crisp]

Striding on the terrain, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Crisp! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to spank you so badly, your timbers will shiver!!"

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Lo! Who is that, prowling out of the candy store! It is Shizuoka, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you into a fine spicy powder!!!"

That just made me smirk a little.

 

[Race]

thundering along like the football scene in 'bedknobs and broomsticks',tank doth emerge:

"thou knackers will endeth up in your throat should you keepeth on"

 

[Easy 10]

Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the cliffs! It is Easy 10, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to contort you into a new dimension of pain!!!"

 

[Ned]

Rampaging along the wasteland, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Ned! And he gives a cruel scream:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Skulking out of the tarmac, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Toronto Seagull! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to hump you until you scream like a banshee, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

 

[Icy Gull]

Wop it up em Brighton (Stolen from the originator on the East Terrace of the Goldstone circa 1980)

 

[Da Man Clay]

Lo! Who is that, sprinting along the icy wasteland! It is DAMANCLAY, hands clutching a mighty sword! He howls thunderously:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable
angle"

 

[Kent Seagull]

Rampaging through the candy store, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Kent Seagull! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm seriously going to spank you harder than God thought possible!"

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Stalking through the fields, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Kylies Stunt Arse! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm seriously going to pulverize you with such wanton cruelty, you'll age fifty years!!"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Hark! Who is that, rampaging on the steppes! It is Barreloffun, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you until you bleed out your eyes!!!"

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Stalking out of the candy store, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Stumpy Tim! And he gives an ominous scream:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you into the fourth dimension!"

 

[Gazwag]

Who is that, striding over the tundra! It is Gazwag, hands clutching a burning branch! He howls gutterally:

"I'm going to contort you in such an inhumane manner, you will see ultraviolet!"

 

[Dandyman]

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking on the icy wasteland! It is Dandyman, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries homicidally:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

 

[rool]

Sprinting through the cliffs, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Munster Monch! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I plunder like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

Sounds messy

 

[Dave the OAP]

Prowling over the desert, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Dave The Gaffer! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I sow darkness and discord like a river of pure piranha!"



As you do!

 

[Hiney]

Running along the tarmac, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Hiney! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to spank you all the way to Croydon, and launch you into deep space!!!"

That's a bit GAY isn't it?