Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
Maybe get to the ground and find you've forgotten your ticket ?
Find out you're sitting next to Beach Hut ?
Traffic jams that make you miss the kick off ?
Traffic jams afterwards so it takes 10 hours to get home ?
Lose on penalties ?
Win and then have to suffer Dick Tight hog all the glory ?
Find out it was Al Qaeda terrorists who bought the 55 tickets together yesterday and they blow up the ground ?
Leon Knight miss a last minute penalty to win the game doing that bloody shuffle ?
Find out you're sitting next to Beach Hut ?
Traffic jams that make you miss the kick off ?
Traffic jams afterwards so it takes 10 hours to get home ?
Lose on penalties ?
Win and then have to suffer Dick Tight hog all the glory ?
Find out it was Al Qaeda terrorists who bought the 55 tickets together yesterday and they blow up the ground ?
Leon Knight miss a last minute penalty to win the game doing that bloody shuffle ?