What is the most economical and green way to heat my office during the day?

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Wanking?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Some warm-blooded beasts meandering around the room would suffice. Don't put any enemies in there, like the baboon and the beaver as squabbles would occur. And no potential lovers like the bee and the humming bird. But a few milk-filled fresians, a panda on its last stumpy legs and one of those bearlike dogs that few remember the name of (meaning me) would keep you warm the day through, i'd suppose. When one perishes a rug is simply made for you and the remaining creatures to snooze on cuddlesomely in the deepest dankest winters. And their innards boiled for mass consumption.

 

[Titanic]

Some warm-blooded beasts meandering around the room would suffice. Don't put any enemies in there, like the baboon and the beaver as squabbles would occur. And no potential lovers like the bee and the humming bird. But a few milk-filled fresians, a panda on its last stumpy legs and one of those bearlike dogs that few remember the name of (meaning me) would keep you warm the day through, i'd suppose. When one perishes a rug is simply made for you and the remaining creatures to snooze on cuddlesomely in the deepest dankest winters. And their innards boiled for mass consumption.

There you go Herr T. NSC comes up trumps again

 

[The Large One]

Some warm-blooded beasts meandering around the room would suffice. Don't put any enemies in there, like the baboon and the beaver as squabbles would occur. And no potential lovers like the bee and the humming bird. But a few milk-filled fresians, a panda on its last stumpy legs and one of those bearlike dogs that few remember the name of (meaning me) would keep you warm the day through, i'd suppose. When one perishes a rug is simply made for you and the remaining creatures to snooze on cuddlesomely in the deepest dankest winters. And their innards boiled for mass consumption.

I think he was actually thinking that someone could come up with something original.

 

[vegster]

I think he was actually thinking that someone could come up with something original.

Ah ! I can upgrade my original human heater, Hove Born & Bred, and suggest you ! As everybody knows due to the equation of surface area/volume ratio large people are genuinely hotter and release heat over a longer period than smaller people.

 

[Tomnorthi]

Dyson Hot fan heater | Dyson.co.uk

 

[Nottseagull]

Dyson Hot fan heater | Dyson.co.uk

It doesn't matter what fancy gadgetry a heater employs, it simply won't emit more heat per Kilowatt than his existing appliance (presuming it has no fan or coal effect glow).

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Nick the solar panels off Caroline Lucas roof

 

[Questions]

Some warm-blooded beasts meandering around the room would suffice. Don't put any enemies in there, like the baboon and the beaver as squabbles would occur. And no potential lovers like the bee and the humming bird. But a few milk-filled fresians, a panda on its last stumpy legs and one of those bearlike dogs that few remember the name of (meaning me) would keep you warm the day through, i'd suppose. When one perishes a rug is simply made for you and the remaining creatures to snooze on cuddlesomely in the deepest dankest winters. And their innards boiled for mass consumption.

So we`re thinking along the lines of office / indoor farm / abbatoir.

Its crazy, but it might just work.

 

[Questions]

Ah ! I can upgrade my original human heater, Hove Born & Bred, and suggest you ! As everybody knows due to the equation of surface area/volume ratio large people are genuinely hotter and release heat over a longer period than smaller people.

It might get too hot though.