What is the greatest invention of all time?

[Franks Wild Years]

Sorry, I meant to say talking dogs.

 

[Trufflehound]

Brussels sprouts

 

[Dave the OAP]

the wheel

 

[tedebear]

the push rod engine

 

[Dave the OAP]

the rampant rabbit?

 

[Simster]

I think you'll find that the Back to the Future HOVERBOARD was probably the greatest invention of all time.

GAY

 

[Billy the Fish]

GAY

Invented by the greeks I believe

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Invented by the greeks I believe

I thought it was the Romans.....

Another thing for "What have the Romans ever done for us?..."

 

[Man of Harveys]

donuts

 

[Billy the Fish]

I thought it was the Romans

No the Greeks definately did it first. It's the only society in history where poo pushing was socailly acceptable to the extent that everyone did it.
The Greeks were well into their physical fitness and at the gym the younger lads would go to the showers after their workout and let the older lads do them up the marmite moterway. It was a status thing as well, you got more street cred if you were getting buggered by someone respected in the community. In many ways it's a bit like the modern catholic church.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

In many ways it's a bit like the modern catholic church.

That is out of order

 

[Tricky Dicky]

the wheel

The second wheel - One isn't much use except for unicyclists !

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Thats right, using one of these bad boys

A Sodastream?

 

[Lammy]

light saber!

My father wanted me to have one when I was old enough




































But my Uncle wouldn't allow it

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Sensible answer here... insulin, cos I'd be dead without it

 

[Ned]

the axle

 

[Grendel]

Surely, without the wheel the ball would never have been invented. After all a ball is just a 3D wheel.

Spheres occur in nature though, like oranges and that, so a ball is just an enlarged version rather than an invention.

 

[GUNTER]

Glasses!

 

[magoo]

No the Greeks definately did it first. It's the only society in history where poo pushing was socailly acceptable to the extent that everyone did it.
The Greeks were well into their physical fitness and at the gym the younger lads would go to the showers after their workout and let the older lads do them up the marmite moterway. It was a status thing as well, you got more street cred if you were getting buggered by someone respected in the community. In many ways it's a bit like the modern catholic church.

hence the term 'doing greek' used by ladies of the night.

 

[perseus]

Some people reckon that the discovery of wheat that made agriculture possible and stop us wandering around aimlessly like animals or startrekkers or MK Dons.

Sodom wasn't Greek, he was a Sodmonite.

This is boring

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