What is most important in a Woman

[Uncle Spielberg]

Thats a bit harsh Easy, I think my partner is beautiful

 

[Easy 10]

Thats a bit harsh Easy, I think my partner is beautiful

I'm sure she is. It was just a general observation. Munters are only faithful because they know they can't get any anywhere else.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

"Not Mental"

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The law of averages says Female Munters will still get it loads of time and men aren't that fussy but Male munters have hand strain as females are much more discerning and generally do not sleep with ugly blokes, unless he is rich or powerful ( or has 10 " ).

 

[British Bulldog]

females are much more discerning and generally do not sleep with ugly blokes, unless he is rich or powerful ( or has 10 " ).

That rules me out then!!!

 

[Easy 10]

females are much more discerning and generally do not sleep with ugly blokes, unless he is rich or powerful ( or has 10 " ).

Where do you think I got my name ?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Where do you think I got my name ?

Off the back of the shirt you found?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I'm amazed that no one has voted for a lack of a gag reflex.

 

[Easy 10]

Off the back of the shirt you found?

Ummm, no. I just like the number 10.

 

[desprateseagull]

honesty. cheeky smile, a sparking personality, able/willing to buy their round..


oh and big tits.

 

[MikeySmall]

a nice box

 

[British Bulldog]

a nice box

Should'nt you be on the "deal or no deal" thread?

 

[Woodchip]

Intelligent with a great set of lills. Nice face doesn't go a miss either.

This probably explains why I'm single. Possibly need to lower my expectations.

 

[dougdeep]

Me.

 

[nobody's dupe]

That she hasn't got a penis.

Edit: Almost forgot. Thankyou desprateseagull for reminding me. SHE MUST HAVE BIG TITS!

 

[Woodchip]

Me.

Oh do keep up DD, we've been down this road already.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

 

[nobody's dupe]

Re: Re: What is most important in a Woman

That she brings you bananas back from the Canaries?

You're easily satisfied. Most people expect duty free.

 

[NMH]

Innocence, intelligence, sensitivity, faith, and the simple common sense not to play games and to say what the f*** she means instead of expecting me to 'get it' by reading her mind and not ask stupid questions about how fat her arse looks in that dress. Of COURSE it looks fat you great heffer of a crater-maker, you didn't play football or tennis or go swimming or work out in years and headed for the cakes at every opportunity and ate box upon box of chocolates with the excuse that it felt good when you were having menstruating pains, you LARD-ARSED HIPPO. How would you like if I asked if my cock looked small in these trousers every time we went out to that buffet restaurant?

.....and relax.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

In my eyes the perfect women must have a good sense of humour, a nice personality, friendly and very out going. I don't go for looks I just for the Sense of humour and personality.