What is it with the blacks?

[Man of Harveys]

They're good at ping pong & badminton.

What about the Indians? Apart from cricket & kabade, they're shit

And HOCKEY.

 

[Lokki 7]

Kabade! Kabade! Kabade!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

And HOCKEY.

Good shout Colin. And poverty

 

[Lokki 7]

japan are pretty shit aswell aren't they?

Can't think of any proper sports that they're remotely good at

sumo!

 

[Mendoza]

Kabade! Kabade! Kabade!

what viewing at about 8am on Saturday mornings that was, before Trans World Sports on Channel 4 back in the day

 

[Lokki 7]

what viewing at about 8am on Saturday mornings that was, before Trans World Sports on Channel 4 back in the day

Now that was real entertainment. I defy anyone to watch it for 10mins without pissing themselves laughing. KABADE! KABADE! KABADE!

 

[Mellotron]

KABADE KABADE KABADE KABADE

I think it would be fantastic if in all sports you HAD to shout the name of the sport throughout the game. I think that would be most amusing in SQUASH personally.

 

[Mendoza]

CAPACITY crowd, great showboating from a fat Monty Panesar about 50 seconds in

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[Stumpy Tim]

Apparently it's "Kabaddi"

 

[Man of Harveys]

japan are pretty shit aswell aren't they?

can't think of any PROPER sports that they're remotely good at

They're brilliant at baseball. Which, before anyone says it, is a QUALLA sport.

 

[Everest]

And why is it all swimmers are white?

Cos the water dilutes the pigmentation in their skin.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

KABADE KABADE KABADE KABADE

I think it would be fantastic if in all sports you HAD to shout the name of the sport throughout the game. I think that would be most amusing in SQUASH personally.

And the Yanks would be shouting "soccer soccer soccer" until Vinny Jones breaks a few legs... "It's football you c*nts"

 

[Stumpy Tim]

They're brilliant at baseball. Which, before anyone says it, is a QUALLA sport.

No it's not. It's rubbish

 

[Lokki 7]

KABADE KABADE KABADE KABADE

I think it would be fantastic if in all sports you HAD to shout the name of the sport throughout the game. I think that would be most amusing in SQUASH personally.

4x400 metre relay! 4x400 metre relay! 4x400 metre relay! 4x400 metre relay!

 

[Andrew]

At sports day newman we went to withdean and the 2 fastest ranners that broke records were black.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Don't worry folks. As long as we can DOMINATE world cricket, all will be well.

 

[house your seagull]

in all serious ... I believe people of african descent have a faster 'muscle twitch reflex' or something, which makes them genetically faster at contracting and detracting their muscles.

simplez.

 

[Lokki 7]

in all serious ... I believe people of african descent have a faster 'muscle twitch reflex' or something, which makes them genetically faster at contracting and detracting their muscles.

Simplez.

racist alert racist alert racist alert racist alert!

 

[On the Left Wing]

Respect to them - they know how to run! But seriously, when was the last time a white won any sprint? QUOTE]

Alan Wells in the 1980 (?) Olympics for GB!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Blacks are f***ing HARD too. Top quality at boxing