What is a MILF?

[Kinky Gerbil]

Bakesy is the Fagan of NSC - corrupting all the youth

I think the term is grooming.

 

[Bakesy]

Let me clear something up.............Kev asked me what a MILF was..........rather than answer his question, i suggested he asks NSC( FOR THE HUMOUR VALUE)

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

not work safe

 

[CHAPPERS]

It's what spell mentals put in their tea.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

It's what spell mentals put in their tea.

and argus

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

I am a DILF to all the local teen girls.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

What's a SAWT? I've never manage to work out what it is.

Sorry for being a tad thick.

 

[Cian]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SAWT

No acronym expansion but it'll do...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

''Gosh Toby, you'd do her wouldn't ya! She's a right fit SAWT!''

 

[aftershavedave]

comes from SALT i believe, as in "old salt"

 

[CHAPPERS]

I put that on there.

 

[aftershavedave]

and "old salt dog" ie a grizzled old fisherman or sailor

which gives the meaning as an old dog.

i believe

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I put that on there.

Did you put this on there too?

http://squat.urbanup.com/1134073

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did you put this on there too?

http://squat.urbanup.com/1134073

No.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

oh.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I put that on there.

Max, you need to add a defination for "dry your fanny". There's one up from me, but it needs your obvious way with words.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dry+your+fanny

 

[desprateseagull]

search for... (NOT SAFE LINK!)

corrinne wicks, and your Q will be answered!

more at www.bapwatch.co.uk

apparantly...

 

[Goodfella]

I went with a mates mum once, she had accute angina.

But her tits weren't up to much.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

But surely: Mum I'd Like To Fcuk is "MILTF", you can't just throw away the "T" for "to".

"Mum I Like Fcuking" would be okay I suppose ....