What have you NEVER done, that would surprise others?.

[Mackenzie]

I've never met a nice South African.

 

[tonymgc]

Seen any of the Matrix films, Even when everyone was jizzing over them they didn't appeal to me.

 

[upthealbion1970]

I've never met a nice South African.

and that's not bloody surprising, man!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

and that's not bloody surprising, man!

Except for Breyton Breytonbach...and hes emigrated to Paris

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I have never

had a gay encounter

Bullshit Mr HOMO

 

[Safeway]

had a gay encounter

Me neither!

 

[Brian Fantana]

I've never met a nice South African.

My Mrs is South African, and she is lovely!

(not that you have ever met her )

 

[Scampi]

My Mrs is South African, and she is lovely!

(not that you have ever met her )

I hear plenty of other people have "met" her though.

 

[El Presidente]

I'm 48 and have never drunk beer or coffee.

 

[defrocked priest]

I've never been camping.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Danced. Not a step.

And I'm going to treat the 'loner' comment aimed at the lad who's never joined a social networking site with the contempt it deserves. I think you'll find, sir, that those of us who are not on those bloody things cling to the old-fashioned value of a friendship defined in the real, not the virtual.

 

[LeicesterGull]

I've never been fishing.

 

[Titanic]

I've never been a member of a focus group.

 

[Juan Albion]

And I'm going to treat the 'loner' comment aimed at the lad who's never joined a social networking site with the contempt it deserves. I think you'll find, sir, that those of us who are not on those bloody things cling to the old-fashioned value of a friendship defined in the real, not the virtual.

They aren't mutually exclusive, you know.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

I know. But the bloke who put 'loser' clearly thinks they are.

 

[defrocked priest]

It just dawned on me reading the train to Plymouth thread that I have never eaten a cornish pasty in my life.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You know exactly how many penalties you have taken?! Sad git.....

Ha. Probably.

Actually, its because I've spent 15 years playing for the same side, and after I scored three pens in one game a couple of years back, the lady who keeps all the records went back through and counted them!

At that point there were 14, and I've managed to count 5 more, by myself!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I've never met a nice South African.

?

 

[Braders]

From the list mentioned , I have also never:

*have never sat on a moving motorbike
* had sex
* had a hangover
* driven a car
* eaten squid
* made up a bullshit thread about a player joining us
* been to Ireland (in fact bar Wales , Belguim and France I’ve been nowhere round the world)
* taken drugs
*smoked
*had a tattoo (yet)
*snowboarded/skied
*cheated on a woman,
*believed that we arrived on Earth by any means other than evolution,
* shat myself
* shagged a dead body/animal etc.. nor raped either
*seen 4 Weddings and a Funeral, or The Sixth Sense.
* been to a test match
*Never run a competitive race since school
* been paint balling
* drank coffee , Guinness or Bitter
* been fishing
* Found a truffle in the woods using my sense of smell.
* watched a full star wars film , not Indiana jones either
*eaten a pot noodle nor jellied eels nor Cornish pasty
* been a member of a focus group


I live a very sheltered life it seems the worrying thing is I'm 25 soon !!!

 

[8ace]

Drunk a pint of Guinness.