Going in would be "Rappers Delight" by the Sugarhill Gang, 'cos I've been known to do all the words for a bet when pissed once or twice.
Halfway through, as the devil dodger tells everyone to have a moment for "their own memory" of me, I'd want "Mack the Knife", by Bobby Darin....it's my karaoke song when pissed.
Of course, Sussex by the Sea on the way out.
It would be great to have the pallbearers wearing Albion shirts...I would of loved to see that, ha ha!!!!