Simon Morgan
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Sorry everyone. Have to collect data for experiment. If you could tell me what floor of a bus you sit on, and what age you are, that would be great...
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What floor of a bus do you sit on?
- Thread starter Simon Morgan
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Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
top deck (front few seats)
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anything else?
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anything else?Cian
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Top deck front, or middle behind staircase
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17
Hilton
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Bottom deck, middle right
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Raphael Meade
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top at the front innit.
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Robot Chicken
Seriously?
Depends if it's BUSY or not or if I'm CARRYING anything heavy.
A) If the bus is BUSY I'll grab any seat, couldn't care less where it is UNLESS it's one of those SHIT seats at the back of the bus that face backwards.
B) If the bus isn't busy I'll go upstairs and sit on the seat directly next to the steps so I don't have far to go because I'm a LAZY BASTARD.
C) With regards to B)...if I'm upstairs and the seat next to the steps becomes free I *will* move there unless I'm 3 or less rows away in which case it would be STUPID.
D) With regards to B) and C) I never sit in the front row upstairs.
E) If my journey is SHORT I will usually stay downstairs unless A) the only seats free are one of those SHIT seats.
F) If the bottom deck is full and the corridor is blocked I won't bother wasting time checking upstairs, I'm happy to stand.
G) All the above is IRRELEVANT if they put on a SINGLE DECKER bus on one of the busiest routes in town. BASTARDS.
Yes indeed.
A) If the bus is BUSY I'll grab any seat, couldn't care less where it is UNLESS it's one of those SHIT seats at the back of the bus that face backwards.
B) If the bus isn't busy I'll go upstairs and sit on the seat directly next to the steps so I don't have far to go because I'm a LAZY BASTARD.
C) With regards to B)...if I'm upstairs and the seat next to the steps becomes free I *will* move there unless I'm 3 or less rows away in which case it would be STUPID.
D) With regards to B) and C) I never sit in the front row upstairs.
E) If my journey is SHORT I will usually stay downstairs unless A) the only seats free are one of those SHIT seats.
F) If the bottom deck is full and the corridor is blocked I won't bother wasting time checking upstairs, I'm happy to stand.
G) All the above is IRRELEVANT if they put on a SINGLE DECKER bus on one of the busiest routes in town. BASTARDS.
Yes indeed.
ground floor front 35 you bunch of top deck chavs
Uncle C
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Whats the experiment - To see how many people can be conned into answering a banal question?
¡Cereal Killer!
Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Depends, normally upstairs at the front if I can
but if there is NO upstairs then I generally sit downstairs on the right (drivers side)
and im 16 and NOT a chav or townie
but if there is NO upstairs then I generally sit downstairs on the right (drivers side)
and im 16 and NOT a chav or townie
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Tpo deck - always on the left hand side. Get a better view of all the girlies on the pavement that way.
Silent Bob
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Bottom back
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Albion Down Under
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Don't sit on the floor. Sit on the seat. 
dougdeep
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Anywhere. 52.
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Wardy
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Depends if I have the kids with me so
With kids bottom front
Without kids bottom back
I'm 33
With kids bottom front
Without kids bottom back
I'm 33