What does your car say about you?

[GoldWithFalmer]

Mine says i am the best driver it's ever had..

 

[Daffy Duck]

I've never heard mine say anything. I think it talks about me behind my back.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I've never heard mine say anything. I think it talks about me behind my back.

Do you fill it with rubbish, hit curbs,bang it's doors,thrash it(ok but not too much) regular services? perhaps you treat her bad

 

[dannyboy]

mine says that im a wanker but a confused wanker

wrx sti impreza 03 ..... with child seat but no room for a pram in the boot cos of the 1000w sub

 

[black & white seagull]

That I need a boot big enough to fit a large greyhound in.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

My Ford Grand CMax tells others that I'm a taxi driver for all and sundry...

 

[Saltydog]

Not sure as I cannot translate Broooooooooooooooooooooom......

 

[Lord Bracknell]

That I don't give a toss about people who judge others on the basis of what car they drive.

 

[Tux the albion Penguin]

Nothing I walk.

 

[Superphil]

Very comfortable bloke who goes to football

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

My car also says, shut the feck up with yer back seat driving woman and let the guy drive in peace

 

[Sausage]

That I have a tiny cock.

 

[jimhigham]

I have one of these...

I want one of these...

I guess what my car says about me is that I don't have enough money.