What does Britain do better than anywhere else in the world?

[Gully]

Sparkling white wine...can't call it Champagne because it is produced in West Sussex and not that part of France...this certainly gets the French moaning.

 

[beardosh]

Comedy

 

[hart's shirt]

Current children's authors

JK Rowling, Michael Morpurgo, Anthony Horowitz, Jacqueline Wilson, Malorie Blackman, Geraldine McCaughrean...

 

[clippedgull]

strawberries

 

[Gully]

Armed Forces and fighting wars.

 

[Spider]

Self Deprication
Inverse snobbery

 

[perth seagull]

Being subservient to the US
Getting sucked into US initiated wars
Making itself a target of terrorism
Teen pregnancy

 

[O Lads]

T20 cricket. ( well technically that is just England)

Well technically that's just South Africa.

 

[kevtherev]

Dish out money to lazy work shy layabouts.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Complacency
Smugness
A misplaced sense of superiority

 

[withdeanwombat]

Morris dancing
Deference voting
Cheddar cheese
Stiff upper lip
Oh,the Dunkirk spirit of course
North Stand Chat
Reminiscence
Apologise
Tuck shops.

 

[tedebear]

sunburn

 

[cw00]

foreigners

 

[pasty]

This sort of stuff

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Elf & Safety overkill.

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

Ninjas Lasers and Gold

Mushroom, mushroom.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I think we should all be proud that terrorists consider this the safest of havens to flock to.
truly marvellous,
the hairs on the back of my neck are up.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

have no shame displaying pink sunburn, flabby skin, crap tattoos whilst eating chips during the summer.

 

[Gully]

pasty...what a stirring image, I think we can call that "pomp and circumstance"...a bit like the last night of the proms, it is deeply patriotic without crossing the lines of jingoism and racism.

 

[Safe.]

Darts.