What do you need?

[Hampden Park]

***** needs to be examined, as he is probably not using sufficient preventer therapy

 

[itszamora]

Uncle Sam needs YOU to speak Korean, apparently.

 

[Jello]

Snap

Tim needs your help.

Jello needs to be stired non stop
Jello needs more melvins

 

[Bluejuice]

"<bluejuice> needs a big pat on the back for whats he done." (sic)

But then lower down...

"<bluejuice> needs a dose of ego-deflating medicine"

Anyone know where I can find such medicine? Do I need a prescription...?

 

[Al Bion]

Julie needs an early start... that's my lie in done with then.

Lower down:

Julie needs you, she's a lemon and white female... oh well guess the fake suntan went wrong

 

[Crisp]

crisp needs to be fairly shallow
crisp needs to be recalibrated
crisp needs to examine the macros
crisp needs to rest up to 2 hours before serving

 

[Les Biehn]

Hello Carl

Who is Carl?

 

[Redhead]

Marc needs to get a clue.
Marc needs to get a life.
Marc needs to visit your web site

 

[Cian]

Nothing spectacular, I'm more worried that someone with my first name is an un-seen object of desire in a gay slash fiction thingy that google found

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Moshe needs to make it clear that it is not that Moshe is physically unable; at the time of his death "his eye was not dimmed nor was his freshness departed" (Deuteronomy 34:7). Rather, he is not permitted to lead; leadership has been transmitted to Joshua. Therefore, he walked about vigorously, showing them that he is still as capable as ever, despite his age of 120.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

.....needs to pay the rent, and without community approval she might as well go home to the cult.