What do you do?

[Braders]

Most of us have desk jobs which I suppose is to be expected ... except Braders ... must have a portable on his trolley ... that or he's fecking fast!

part time (thursday nights (apart from tonight , booked off as hols) friday night ,all day sunday and monday) rest of the time here or @college

 

[Hiney]

Bond broker

Brooke, Premium or James?

 

[Bozza]

Ah, so you're one of those blokes who gets paid to state the bleedin' obvious!!!

(Good work if you can get it)

Not at all. I'm more of an IT Project Manager - software not hardware. On the subject of which networks and comms etc. - a few computers and a some cabling - how hard can it be?

 

[On the Left Wing]

part time (thursday nights (apart from tonight , booked off as hols) friday night ,all day sunday and monday) rest of the time here or @college

Or letting your avatar ride your exercise bike

 

[Meade's Ball]

I remove erections from websites.
Was supposed to be my last day tomorrow, but now i've been given a stay of execution. Just when i was looking forward to the bejewelled numbness of the afterlife.

 

[Easy 10]

Didn't I see you this morning looking like a gimp marching up the train, complete with silly hat and a badge displaying "Connex Revenue Protection" ?

Probably not.
You may, however, have seen me this morning looking like a gimp marching up Haywards Heath High Street, complete with silly hat and badge displaying "PLASTIC PARSNIPS".

If you were hallucinating. Or something.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Can't think of anything less pretentious than Music Industry Consultant I'm afraid.

I do "stuff" for a independent labels and publishers.

 

[y2dave]

Technical Marketing executive - I'm one of those annoying market research callers trying to generate leads for Systems Management Software. It's boring but I can meet daily targets by mid morning and weekly by wednesday so plenty of net time!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Can't think of anything less pretentious than Music Industry Consultant I'm afraid.

I do "stuff" for a independent labels and publishers.

Ah, a drug dealer.

 

[Faldo]

Business Consultant. I'm not sure if they are supposed to consult me or I am supposed to consult them - it's currently an uneasy standoff.

Nice one! Another coffee stained monitor!

I'm gonna have to call the Office Environmental Hygiene Associate Executive....

 

[Curious Orange]

Not at all. I'm more of an IT Project Manager - software not hardware. On the subject of which networks and comms etc. - a few computers and a some cabling - how hard can it be?

Ah, so you'll know all about the kind of "feature creep" that is currently causing me to sit around twiddling my thumbs!!

 

[ditchy]

Brooke, Premium or James?

all 3 not fussed but the 3rd gets a bit stressful

 

[Hiney]

Bond broker

Brooke, Premium or James?




Sorry duplicate post

 

[Lady Bracknell]

i'm an upmarket highly sought after photographer.

my rates are obviously outrageous.

ave it...

I'm a less upmarket but equally outrageously priced and in demand photographer.

But, as a jobbing hack, I can do captions as well

 

[Shegull]

Tree surgeon.


No, not really. But what a f***ing pretencious job title for a glorified lumberjack with pruners.

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars?

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra?
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)

Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged!

 

[Bobby's Gull]

student . . . when I turn up

 

[Shegull]

Legal Secretary

 

[tedebear]

I'm Zefarelly's love slave - its a hard job but someone has to do it

 

[oldham gull]

Church pastor

 

[SuperFurrySeagull]

I remove erections from websites.
Was supposed to be my last day tomorrow, but now i've been given a stay of execution. Just when i was looking forward to the bejewelled numbness of the afterlife.

Don't suppose you could do something about all the spam e-mails I get selling viagra? (Or am I misinterpreting some obscure IT speak?)


& for the benefit of the thread: I'm an artist; childrens' bedrooms, murals, portraits etc.. (cheap rates!)