What do you do ?

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I suggest you exclaim, "bit more CHOKE and she'll start" as you carry on plonking away!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

When ever I shag a bird there is no room for anthing other than my cock you must be shagging birds with buckets !!!!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

you must be shagging birds with buckets !!!!

Not me, I use my knob.

 

[Brighton till i die]

i would pull out for a moment, do a small wee or poo on her RIGHT knee, give her a little wink and then re-enter her.

 

[Nottseagull]

If your cock is so SMALL that it lets a load of AIR into her lady garden, then I put it to you that the problem is YOURS

Does that help?

lady garden ?

 

[otk]

Call it serendipity, but I bumped into an ex yesterday that I hadn't seen for years and we made the odd FF occur in our time

Didn't pop up in the catch-up talk, but we promised to meet up for a coffee in the near future, so plenty of time

 

[Zesh Rehman]

There is nowt wrong with a MILF

or GILF?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

or GILF?

Keep up Rainman.

 

[John Dorian]

This is very close in the polls....half would laugh and half would ignore.

 

[vitusvivi]

When ever I shag a bird there is no room for anthing other than my cock you must be shagging birds with buckets !!!!

shag?

 

[Taybha]

I Dunno

 

[John Dorian]

I Dunno

GREAT. That argument/reasoning was rich of content and the DELIVERANCE was outstanding.

 

[Taybha]

Ta.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

what about a luv puff when the old tongues wagging at the door

 

[John Dorian]

luv puff...that made me CHORTLE out LOUD.

 

[Marshy]

Giggle and keep going i say.
Shagging is supposed to be fun after all !