What did your last text say!!!!

[Mr deez]

Meeting pals at a pub by the station, let me know when you're nearly here - might have already made a move by then though mate..



Unexciting really.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

" 4 fux sake leave me alone n stp sendin me pix of ur cock u fukin weirdo!!!"


God, women eh

 

[Since1982]

"I need all members of the management team available for a conference call at 8 this evening for between 30 and 45 minutes" The bloke with the Blackberry pressed to his ear tonight is me.

 

[Beach Hut]

Sent by one of your kids?

Side splittingly funny

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

" im so wet 4u baby. i wnt2 feel ur tongue slowly teasin my clit b4 i grab hold of ur rock hard cock then i want u 2 part my skin n slide it in!

btw fish fingers 4 tea tonight. love mum xxx"

 

[JJB]

Are you coming back tonight? i've bought a special number earlier..... hehe xxx

 

[Champagne charles]

were upstairs in box 3 x

 

[Ernest]

See u on the pitch when we score

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Are you coming back tonight? i've bought a special number earlier..... hehe xxx

probably the number for Crimestoppers judging the sound of you

 

[sir albion]

I wanna lick your pussy til its wet

 

[bobby smith]

I wanna lick your pussy til its wet

U got a pussy then SIR ALBION

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Keep getting a lot of these lately;

"Hey, I know I keep on about it but I was wondering when we can meet up next. You really were amazing the other night and although I'm still walking like John Wayne I really just can't get enough of you. Let me know if you fancy coming up again and I could pick you up from Leicester mainline if you want?

Btw does it hurt when you pee now too?

Pheobe xxxxx"

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

See you in Dicks

 

[Everest]

It's positive. C a doc quick

 

[Seagulls4life]

"I want you. Tonight. My bed. xxxxx" to which i replied, "f*** off. Brighton are playing" only joking everyone!

 

[Taybha]

ok feebs love you to xx

 

[Return of the Rev]

your are right,so many tossers in every firm that love to stir the shit!(inbox)

 

[East Preston Gull]

Sorry you got no ticket mate.... I got one in west stand upper....SUCKER!!!! We gonna beat you good and proper!!!! Come on you reds!!!!!..... Pick you up in the morn at 5!!!

 

[southern_sid]

See you in Dicks

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Durlston]

" im so wet 4u baby. i wnt2 feel ur tongue slowly teasin my clit b4 i grab hold of ur rock hard cock then i want u 2 part my skin n slide it in!

btw fish fingers 4 tea tonight. love mum xxx"