What decorations do you have in your TOILET?

[Pot noodles for everyone]

I'd imagine lard-arse Ted Hankey wouldn't have much room for decorations after the space needed for bottles of bleach and air freshener to be used after he's taken a poo.

 

[Sir Sarcy]

I have a 3D Jack Daniels poster on the back of the door and a box frame with various knots displayed.

Its proper bo i tell thee!

 

[csider]

a map of the world quite often, but it only lasts a few mins until I flush it away.

On my door handle got about 20 odd badges from days out at the races and Henley regatta, leander passes....ohhh, how posh!!

 

[Norman Potting]

In our downstairs loo we have a framed letter from Spike Milligan adressed to the good lady wife and signed by the legend himself.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

In our downstairs cloakroom (we're almost in Surrey you know) there is a framed cheque from Pressdram (Private Eye) in payment for a "ColemanBalls" entry many years ago courtesy of the late Dan Maskell who, whilst commentating on a Wimbledon Men's Final, said:

"Oh my word, that was the perfect shot from Conners............................... if it had been in"

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Back of the door a plaque with the 1978-79 promotion squad signitures around a seagull logo. To the left a framed Phoenix Brewary shirt with the 1983 cup finalists wording under the badge. My ticket for cardiff, a frame on the window ledge with a picture and caption 'Roly the pug likes apple cores' and two pictures of Monkeys (Seamus and Charlie) rolling around with the caption 'Monkey Scrap'. I really need the centenary shirt framed and put on the left hand wall.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Upstairs ... absolutely nothing. Even the tiles have been removed and the ceiling is brand new plasterboard. The bath, washbasin, lavvy and floor covering go next Wednesday.

Downstairs ... there's a roadsign:-

TOUR DE FRANCE
Wed 6th July
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Road ahead will be closed
From 12 to 3.30

Wonderfull sign