What decorations do you have in your TOILET?

[Scotty Mac]

simple enough question

i only ask, because my housemates consider it STRANGE that i have adorned one of our toilets with pictures of 10 african footballing LEGENDS

any inspirational answers may well be copied and used to decorate the main bathroom

 

[algie]

A Palace toilet mat incase you miss? You know what i mean when it comes out at an angle.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

On my toilet floor lays a tslr fanzine with a piss stain on it.

 

[Scotty Mac]

A Palace toilet mat incase you miss? You know what i mean when it comes out at an angle.

the only problem with that is that it would tempt you to piss on it on purpose. i have enough problems aiming it into the bowl as it is, let alone without the temptation to DELIBERATELY miss

 

[footychick]

None, apart from the kids bath toys.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

O/s map of Speldhurst and surrounding villages

 

[sully]

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Upstairs ... absolutely nothing. Even the tiles have been removed and the ceiling is brand new plasterboard. The bath, washbasin, lavvy and floor covering go next Wednesday.

Downstairs ... there's a roadsign:-

TOUR DE FRANCE
Wed 6th July
------------------
Road ahead will be closed
From 12 to 3.30

 

[Michael Bolton]

My steaming faeces smeared into the caricature of Howard Wilkinson. Post Sunderland days, of course.

Before it broke, the handle of my toilet brush was forged in the image of Des Lynam. Good laughs for the family.

 

[ant192]

I have every certificate I, my wife or the kids have ever received. Kind of a shrine if you will. Make taking a shit a trip down memory lane every time.

 

[kjgood]

My Royal Warrant presented by the Secretary of State for Defense when being made a Warrant Officer in Her Majesty’s best.

 

[Beach Hut]

Ours is ver "beachy" with shells from around the world, a dolphin on the end of the light pull type thingy and a really nice glass clock from Turkey

 

[scooter1]

One solitary 7" silver disc of Tom Hark by the Piranhas, presented to my dad in 1981 after it had shifted 250,000 copies

 

[NMH]

On the cistern, a stone statuette effigy in 'The Thinker' pose.

On the bath edge, a yellow smiling rubber duck wearing a towel around its' head.

All the other ledges have different colours of scented candles.

 

[Marc]

O/s map of Speldhurst and surrounding villages

that is pretty damn cool, I'd have a huge map of the Alps in mine.

 

[defrocked priest]

Seagulls shower curtain.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Greek Islands calender - George Meis

Poster of Mao ( mahon) Menorca

 

[house your seagull]

that is pretty damn cool, I'd have a huge map of the Alps in mine.

indeed.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

For no particular reason; ceramics depicting churches in Zagorsk and Novgorod bought in Russia in the 1970s.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Skidmarks mainly...