What Christmas present would you buy the postr above you?

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

a sheep

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

A copy of "Amber In The Blood" by Tony Ambrosen.

That was meant for Lord Bracknell, but Fatboy jumped in......

 

[berkshire seagull]

A blow up bird

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

A blow-up bloke.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Another drink?
Er, perhaps not...
(That was for Berkshire!)

 

[Beach Hut]

I GB Flash Memory Card for her camera

 

[Yorkie]

Bucket and spade

 

[Beach Hut]

New avatar

 

[Ernest]

A kick up the arse

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

a kick up the arse

 

[Ernest]

A big sloppy kiss including tongues

 

[Beach Hut]

a kick in the bollox

 

[Ernest]

Rio LP by Duran Duran

 

[Beach Hut]

Rio LP by Duran Duran

reasonable choice

and for you

a sandwich full of shit

 

[Ernest]

And for you one of my used condoms full of spunk

 

[El Presidente]

What else would a used one by full of Tony?

For you a copy of Peter Shilton's forthcoming autobiography in memory of the 0-0 draw in 1983 where you abused him for 90 minutes with chants about 'Tina' and an alleged incident in a layby!

 

[Ernest]

A nude picture of Sarah Watts for you EP

 

[El Presidente]

A camera with a shatterproof lens for you to take it with Ernie

 

[Curious Orange]

Another nice view of an industrial estate.

 

[El Presidente]

A pair of Steve Coppell ultra high shorts that reach up to the chest.

And an Alan Pardew Halloween fright mask