What Christmas present would you buy the postr above you?

Kenhead · Dec 3, 2003

A new beach hut! :jester:

Yorkie · Dec 3, 2003

A bar of soap

Curious Orange · Dec 3, 2003

A big coat (Apparently it's cold up north).

Juan Albion · Dec 4, 2003

A razor

Stumpy Tim · Dec 4, 2003

A pair of handcuffs, so he can stop Turkey fiddling around & messing up his postcount

Vankleek Hill Seagull · Dec 4, 2003

A can of Fake Snow, cos you don't get the real stuff in Sydney.

Stumpy Tim · Dec 4, 2003

A load of tinned food, for when your city falls down

Lord Cornwallis · Dec 4, 2003

A pair of flip flops with six inch heels.

Juan Albion · Dec 4, 2003

The pub named after him in Tunbridge Wells.

Lord Cornwallis · Dec 4, 2003

A years free beer at my new pub, and some breath mints for his dog.

Stumpy Tim · Dec 4, 2003

A foreign field, which will be forever Brighton

Juan Albion · Dec 4, 2003

Dick Dastardly's head on a plate - and an hour with Penelope Pitstop (who is gaggin for a bit of caveman).

Theatre of Trees · Dec 4, 2003

A muzzle

Theatre of Trees · Dec 4, 2003

whoops - I'll buy myself a sheepskin coat

El Presidente · Dec 4, 2003

12" Remix of 'A Forest' by The Cure

Yorkie · Dec 4, 2003

12 months of flight tickets between Manchester and Gatwick to get to more home games

Mustela Furo · Dec 4, 2003

A scoop to get the soggy lumps out of the coffee

Benny Seagull · Dec 4, 2003

some shiney new football boots

Braders · Dec 4, 2003

whatever they wanted .......

from woolworths that cost under a tenner!

Lady Whistledown · Dec 4, 2003

New Zealand.