alan partridge
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I gave a cheeky wink and slurred "Merry Christmas darling". She got out and punched me in the face.
I hurt my bruised ribs laughing at that. You wanker
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What can I get for the missus for winterval that is nice and original
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Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
What the f*** is Winterval?
You do know it's CHRISTMAS just around the corner right? You don't want her getting used to gift-giving, TWICE in the same month
You do know it's CHRISTMAS just around the corner right? You don't want her getting used to gift-giving, TWICE in the same month
Franks Wild Years
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In my humble yet romantic opinion, a chap can't go wrong booking two flights and a couple of nights in Senor Swankys Swanky Hotel in some romantic European city. You're both guaranteed a fine time.
(Just remember to take your wife/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend with you,or all of them if your feeling flush)
(Just remember to take your wife/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend with you,or all of them if your feeling flush)
Depending on the bird, a pair of tickets for a Chick musical, Mamma Mia or Never Forget. You will HATE it, but she will love you for making the SACRIFICE for her, and that night EVERY hole will be a certain GOAL. 
What if she isn't a Stranglers fan though?
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
NMH
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Maplins on London Road have some gloves that heat up, with the help of battery power. They go up to 40 degrees, and have insulation that retains the heat. Brillyernt.
I'm getting a pair of them, and for just a tenner it seems like a pressie anyone would use and appreciate.
I'm getting a pair of them, and for just a tenner it seems like a pressie anyone would use and appreciate.
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The way The Albion are playing, I think she'd have you 'committed' for that one, mate.
crodonilson
He/Him
WINTERVAL has already begun, Christmas is just one day for Christians at the end of December, Winterval is for everyone.
Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
Christmas isn't for christians you din. Christmas is for everyone. Christians just have their own reasons for celebrating it.
But it still doesn't answer my question, what IS winterval?
But it still doesn't answer my question, what IS winterval?
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That's a good idea you had, Easy.
I'd get my bird an electric blanket but she's not past the bed-wetting age yet.
I'd get my bird an electric blanket but she's not past the bed-wetting age yet.
Uncle Spielberg
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Chappers
I brought a Lambourginhi day out at Goodwood, Around £ 125. She would love driving a £ 200 000 Yellow Lambourginhi at 125 mph ( thats the most she got but the can go 225 mph ) for 3 laps.
That is cool and unique and you can make a day out of it together in the Spring/Summer when its warm and sunny and then go for a romantic meal somewhere in Chichester and maybe a play at the Festival theatre , a splended theatre, afterwards if your budget would stretch to it.
£ 250 for the lot be shes worth it surely.
A guaranteed shag when you get home
I brought a Lambourginhi day out at Goodwood, Around £ 125. She would love driving a £ 200 000 Yellow Lambourginhi at 125 mph ( thats the most she got but the can go 225 mph ) for 3 laps.
That is cool and unique and you can make a day out of it together in the Spring/Summer when its warm and sunny and then go for a romantic meal somewhere in Chichester and maybe a play at the Festival theatre , a splended theatre, afterwards if your budget would stretch to it.
£ 250 for the lot be shes worth it surely.
A guaranteed shag when you get home
dougdeep
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Buying wives presents? When did this start?
crodonilson
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Barry Izbak
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Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
Thank you. I like that, it sounds good.
I like Winterval now
When cheap flights to Thailand and the Philipines started
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