What are you doing this evening?...

[Withdean Wanderer]

At the cricket

 

[tedebear]

The other half...time of the month has finished....

I'm sure she'll be overjoyed you've posted her monthly calendar on here - infact so overjoyed that if she finds out you'll probably be pracitising a five fingered hand shandy on your own...

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I'm gonna have a wank when I get in !!

Beats going to Colchester I reckon.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I'm gonna have a wank when I get in !!

Are Channel 4 coming round to televise it?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Are Channel 4 coming round to televise it?

They're showing it in the advert break in the middle of the Simpsons.

 

[Easy 10]

Meeting a mate for a few beers on the roof of the Kings Head. Then back for a nice violent film (I'm fancying Casino or Goodfellas). Round the evening off by nailing Nobody Knows on Guitar Hero.

Not bad, for a Tuesday.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Cleaning my BIKE, watching 24 and listening to MUSIC.

Pretty BORING really.

 

[Safeway]

Meeting a BIRD for a DRINK.

 

[Knightsworld]

Darts match at the Kings Head.

Probally trying to hit Easy 10 as he comes into the bar from the rooftop, as he has to walk in front of the thrower to get to the bar

 

[British Bulldog]

Shagging hopefully

Bit warm for that mullarky aint it? Not that i'll get to find out anyway, she's still got me on a sex ban.

I'll just have a few cold beers & throw something on the BBQ.

 

[Easy 10]

Darts match at the Kings Head.

Probally trying to hit Easy 10 as he comes into the bar from the rooftop, as he has to walk in front of the thrower to get to the bar

Dartboard will be the SAFEST place for me to stand when you're throwing, from what I've heard.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Meeting a BIRD for a DRINK.

Do you want me to wear the pink dress or the blue dress?

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

SusSEX v Warwickshire

 

[Hiney]

Taking my SON out for a driving lesson

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Working

 

[Dave the OAP]

Taking my SON out for a driving lesson

CLEAR THE STREETS


RUN FOR THE HILLS

 

[Knightsworld]

Dartboard will be the SAFEST place for me to stand when you're throwing, from what I've heard.

HARSH very harsh.

 

[Easy 10]

HARSH very harsh.

Just mind the dog.

 

[Knightsworld]

Just mind the dog.

SOX, will probably be shagging some poor persons leg at the bar as usual, she dare not venture near the dartboard.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

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