What are the latest rumours from the club?

[Doc Lynam]

Seems to have gone quiet

 

[Bladders]

Don't think there are any.

I can make some up if you like?

 

[severnside gull]

Signing(s) on Monday probably.....or maybe only possibly.....or maybe just "imminent"

 

[Doc Lynam]

Signing(s) on Monday probably.....or maybe only possibly.....or maybe just "imminent"

Excellent

 

[The Brighton Buzz]

Think Gus has been told to keep his trap shut lol Vicente signing 90-95% three others almost there and a gem. Then it all goes quiet. Harley looking good to start the new season alongside Dicker. Midfield looking strong.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Harley looking good to start the new season alongside Dicker.

Where at? Crawley Town? Bit harsh on Dicker

 

[SWCspider-man]

I heard that Gus has made the whole team join the Jehovah's witness's?

 

[peterward]

I heard that Gus has made the whole team join the Jehovah's witness's?

well then we need a big lump up front to handle all them crosses

 

[Daffy Duck]

Wonder if Monday's pic of the day will be all the team in the giant paddling pool?

 

[Doc Lynam]

Wonder if Monday's pic of the day will be all the team in the giant paddling pool?

That has to be a great photo shop opportunity for some computer wizard.

 

[pipkin112]

I can make some up if you like?

You may as well, everyone else does.

 

[peterward]

latest rumour is Poyet to announce "Gem signing is 90-95% complete", followed by 5 days of silence and then quotes about "feeling relaxed"

 

[SWCspider-man]

If anyone can photoshop the lads faces onto some JW's that picture would be epic!!

Failing that I'd like to see someone's face on top of that picture of the farmer and his wife

This one:http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3IeYZ5FRTfs/Thae2_vHKJI/AAAAAAAABHI/Ab4LpM4qIdg/s1600/farmer_wife.jpg

 

[Bladders]

You may as well, everyone else does.

My source says David Bentley was seen changing a tyre on a Bentley on the A27 between Lewes and Brighton.

I'm 90-95% sure this is bullshit.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

eez complicated

 

[Bladders]

If anyone can photoshop the lads faces onto some JW's that picture would be epic!!

Failing that I'd like to see someone's face on top of that picture of the farmer and his wife

This one:http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3IeYZ5FRTfs/Thae2_vHKJI/AAAAAAAABHI/Ab4LpM4qIdg/s1600/farmer_wife.jpg

 

[SWCspider-man]

Haaha class! Can you make calde his wife?

 

[Bladders]

 

[dingodan]

Oh man

That is amazing.

 

[SWCspider-man]

Absolute classic!

Now waiting for the inevitable Hiney art version