What ANIMAL would you like to be?

[CHAPPERS]

OH f***ing BEHAVE!

The only recorded fight between a Lion and Tiger came out with the Lion winning. Whilst tigers are bigger (and were my favourite cat until I knew YOU ****ing well wanted to be one), they are not as good at FIGHTING because lions have got manes to protect them.

Check this out. A lion against TWO tigers - offical verdict: DRAW

''The tiger in the last onset lost one of his tusks, but the poor lion was very severely punished''

It got DONE bruv.

Un-f***ing-lucky.

 

[Simster]

If I took on you AND one of your equally hard friends and gave you both a broken nose but received a broken fist for my troubles, I'd say a draw would be the official outcome but I would be the MORAL victor.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yeah alright, reading that through your rose tinted specs are ya?

a) it was noly two on one for a bit

b) i couldn't be arsed to beat you up so got my bitch to do it.

WINNER

 

[Simster]

f*** it. I'll wear a lion mask at the next meet up, you can wear your tiger costume and we'll sort out like real cats.

Bring it on.

 

[CHAPPERS]

'No Problem, BITCH'

 

[Simster]

You're DEAD.

 

[Easy 10]

Since when did a tiger have TUSKS ?

Hardly fair if he got his elephant mate to gang up on the lion as well.

 

[Simster]

Good point well made.

 

[Curious Orange]

Maybe it wasn't a tiger, but a walrus. They're big tusked feckers....., my money is on the walrus!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd like to be an old woman.

 

[Easy 10]

And how GAY does Tigger look in that pic.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Since when did a tiger have TUSKS ?

Hardly fair if he got his elephant mate to gang up on the lion as well.

Shut up.

 

[Easy 10]

Shut up.

Come on Chappers. Wheres the tusk eh ? EH ?








EH ?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I've been looking into that. I believe the article is referring to the nose as Simster pointed out early doors. At no point does the article mention any elephants joining in the fight.

ps Tigger does not look 'gay' in that picture, he looks f***ing RUDE.

 

[Simster]

Well why's he doing this then? :safeway2:

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[Simster]

Ah, that's the puppy. Chappers in his :safeway2: costume.

 

[Easy 10]

I've been looking into that. I believe the article is referring to the nose as Simster pointed out early doors. At no point does the article mention any elephants joining in the fight.

ps Tigger does not look 'gay' in that picture, he looks f***ing RUDE.

The article is referring to the nose ? So it should read:

"the tiger in the last onset lost one of his noses, but the poor lion was severely punished".

Ahh, I see now. That makes MUCH more sense.
And Tigger does look gay in that picture, because he's going :safeway

 

[CHAPPERS]

Well why's he doing this then? :safeway2:

Check out the look he's getting from your little bitch though, seems to be enjoying Tigger rip the piss out of him.

 

[Simster]

I've just popped out for a piss and then to make myself a cuppa tea from the kitchen (which explains my 2 minute abscence from this board)

While in the kitchen the GAYEST bloke on the floor walked in to make himself a coffee. And get this: he had a Tigger mug!

Says it all really. You really couldn't make it up.