What ANIMAL would you like to be?

[Simster]

I reckon being a LION would be great. The lady lions do all the hunting, kid rearing and ironing and the geezers just eat and sleep under the tree. Oh, and lions are too hard to be threatened by anything.

 

[Safeway]

I'd like to be a vaginal CRAB.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I want to be a Tiger, they are well good plus Tigger is the best cartoon character EVER. Tony the Tiger on the other hand is a ****.

 

[Braders]

SEA TURTLE DUDE

 

[bhaexpress]

Interesting, you both want to be pussies .....

 

[The Wookiee]

A camel, because I have always got the HUMP

 

[Simster]

I want to be a Tiger, they are well good plus Tigger is the best cartoon character EVER. Tony the Tiger on the other hand is a ****.

So you want to be a tiger even though you admit that the most famous cartoon tiger is a ****.

You thick f***ing BINNER.

You should have said ANACONDA so that you could crush anyone you wanted to DEATH even more easily than Rik Waller could by simply sitting down on them.

 

[Easy 10]

I'd like to be a three-toed sloth. Hanging around in a tree all day doing absolutely f***-all, except rolling around in my own faeces.

Heaven.

 

[tedebear]

SEA TURTLE DUDE

excellent - we're having a Nemo day!!


I'd be a red panda!! stunning and live for years - unless they get skinned alive...

 

[REDLAND]

I'd like to be a crab, then I could live in muff all day

 

[On the Left Wing]

I'd like to be Sandra Bullock's pussy

 

[Albion Rob]

Otter

 

[Giant Seagull]

Beaver

 

[CHAPPERS]

So you want to be a tiger even though you admit that the most famous cartoon tiger is a ****.

You thick f***ing BINNER.

f*** off, everybody knows that Tony the Tiger is a piss take anyway.

Tigger more than makes up for his level of cuntness cos he is well cool.

You can talk anyway, a f***ing Lion? A tiger can eat a lion no problem.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Otter

turn the heating up then














sorry

 

[Trigger]

A monkey.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

A hen.

Obviously.

 

[Curious Orange]

A Koala, just hanging around in a tree getting off my face on eucaliptus all day, marvellous!!

 

[Simster]

f*** off, everybody knows that Tony the Tiger is a piss take anyway.

Tigger more than makes up for his level of cuntness cos he is well cool.

You can talk anyway, a f***ing Lion? A tiger can eat a lion no problem.

OH f***ing BEHAVE!

The only recorded fight between a Lion and Tiger came out with the Lion winning. Whilst tigers are bigger (and were my favourite cat until I knew YOU ****ing well wanted to be one), they are not as good at FIGHTING because lions have got manes to protect them.

Check this out. A lion against TWO tigers - offical verdict: DRAW

 

[Curious Orange]

Tigger is great, and a life member of my old Student Union (University of Glamorgan Union).