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Anyone else go to the Larson Voce yesterday, right next to Trent Bridge ?
Utter pony. Oh sure, the sign outside ticked all the boxes. "Good food" it said. "Sky Sports" it said. Well, the "good food" amounted to a ham roll. Or a cheese roll. (Or "cob" as those dopey northerners called it). This amounted to a slightly squashed budget bread roll from Co-op, allegedly filled (I use the term loosely) with a slice of processed reformed ham, or a sorry piece of something pale and yellow masquerading as cheese. This banquet was available for the princely sum of a quid. Great effort there, really hit the spot.
As for the Sky Sports - my suspicions were aroused when they still had Football Focus on at 12.45 when the Liverpool game kicked off. Sure enough, their Sky licence had (apparently) been cancelled the day before. Just as all the Live football starts. Genius.
Food and football on the TV on a Saturday lunchtime, its not MUCH to ask is it ? Most pubs seem to manage it. Larson Voce - you have thus far claimed the official title of 'Shittest Away Pub of the Year' - it'll certainly take some beating. Mind you, Crewe and Scunny could well provide a challenger I suppose.
Utter pony. Oh sure, the sign outside ticked all the boxes. "Good food" it said. "Sky Sports" it said. Well, the "good food" amounted to a ham roll. Or a cheese roll. (Or "cob" as those dopey northerners called it). This amounted to a slightly squashed budget bread roll from Co-op, allegedly filled (I use the term loosely) with a slice of processed reformed ham, or a sorry piece of something pale and yellow masquerading as cheese. This banquet was available for the princely sum of a quid. Great effort there, really hit the spot.
As for the Sky Sports - my suspicions were aroused when they still had Football Focus on at 12.45 when the Liverpool game kicked off. Sure enough, their Sky licence had (apparently) been cancelled the day before. Just as all the Live football starts. Genius.
Food and football on the TV on a Saturday lunchtime, its not MUCH to ask is it ? Most pubs seem to manage it. Larson Voce - you have thus far claimed the official title of 'Shittest Away Pub of the Year' - it'll certainly take some beating. Mind you, Crewe and Scunny could well provide a challenger I suppose.
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