What 3 things would you implement if you were the dictator of Great Britain.

[hans kraay fan club]

2. Three strikes and you're out policy for spelling mistakes on NSC;
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I bet you proof read that at least SIX times, before sending it!

 

[Waynflete]

I bet you proof read that at least SIX times, before sending it!

Yup!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

3) Swap bike lanes and car lanes.

That would be rubbish. The bike lanes would be far too narrow for my car.

 

[HovaGirl]

Make people work for their dole money
Sterilise all females at 14, which could be reversed when they wanted to have child provided that they and the father of the said child could prove they could support it rather than the state.

Excellent idea, except I would sterilise all males at 14 instead.

 

[southern_sid]

Excellent idea, except I would sterilise all males at 14 instead.

No way.

We make all the action shots.

 

[perth seagull]

1. Build a high speed rail network like Japan's. The UK is the perfect country for such technology (relatively small with a high population density).
2. Allow high rises and skyscrapers in every city. Europe should stop being so backwards compared to every other continent.
3. Abolish the so-called "special relationship" with the USA. Only the USA benefits from and the UK's expense.

 

[pastafarian]

1. make all squatters and travelers fight to the death using over ripe bananas
2. make all religious organizations pay tax
3. £500 on the spot fine for anyone using the phrase "at the end of the day"

 

[Silent Bob]

I would set off a nuclear bomb in Japan, Norway or Iceland everytime they kill a whale or dolphin.

Nah, that's taking it too far.

Just give Sea Shepherd a bunch of submarines and aircraft carriers.

Behead George Osborne and David Cameron, put their heads on pikes outside my house. As fair warning. I'm not a monster.

No fat chicks.

 

[shellsuit]

1. Install Deathrays in all traffic lights to shoot cyclists who run red lights
2. Make walkers crisps illegal and issue free bags of Golden Wonder to everyone
3. Make Petrol 1p a gallon

 

[Titanic]

1) I would make Gordon Brown and every other lickspittle Labour MP personally responsible for paying all of the BILLIONS of £s of PFI contracts taken out by the 'New Labour' govt

2) I would impose a complusory ruling on all 'celebrity' TV shows - putting all losers into the stocks in Trafalgar Square for 7 days - with a plentiful supply of rotten vegetables and small rocks to be thrown by members of the public. 'Winners' would get two weeks.

3) I would make re-introduce milk and newpaper deliveries for all houses in the land - with free chocolate and beer delivered on Fridays.

 

[The Large One]

• Change the name to The Glorious & Profound People's Republic of Gay
• Instant garotting for anyone considering tofu as a food
• Make scaffolders and roofers wear tutus at work.

 

[fataddick]

1. Ban all children (existing ones allowed to live, but no new ones, via forced sterilisation or whatever).
2. Ban all pets (instantly, sell all existing ones to overseas).
3. Ban all cars (except taxis and legitimate blue badge holder ones).

All the country's problems solved in one fell swoop. Vote me.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Jail sentence for anyone who litters
People have to retake driving test at the age of 65 and then again every year after that
Build a bigger platform at Falmer

 

[Simster]

• Ban fat people from taking a seat on the train. And I mean all fat people, JOLLY or otherwise.
• Jail Harry Redknapp, no need for trial. He's clearly guilty.
• Tax all agents (of whatever kind) an extra 30% income tax. Call it a Value Not Really Added Tax.

 

[The Large One]

Build a bigger platform at Falmer

Typical unworkable, over-the-top, tyrannical megalomaniac.

 

[brunswick]

1. never to allow dictators to control any groups of ppl.
2. void
3. void

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Build a wall round Croydon
Tax red and blue things
Legalise chips at sports arenas

 

[bhaexpress]

Means test all MPs
Make Civil Servants go onto performance related pay
Flog the parents of children who abuse teachers

Well it makes sense to me anyway.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Typical unworkable, over-the-top, tyrannical megalomaniac.

That's me