I've always wondered what truck drivers get up to, during all those lonely nights in the back of their cabs. Given the advent of the internet, and judging by the display racks at your average motorway service station, they must be the world's only remaining purchasers of, er, gentlemens' magazines.
Thus excuse me if I DON'T go knocking on the chap's cab door late at night, cup of tea or otherwise
Theres dents in it, send it back