Wembley tour

[Return of the Rev]

is that wise rev?

You do remember what happened last time don't you?

that's my biggest weakness trust,we could make him prove himself first

 

[Hillian1]

Yes I am dithering, I quite like it here, once you get used to the darkness and the smell of mould and the constant groaning of the prof's banished experiments gone wrong, it's not that bad, would it be ok if I introduced a few scatter cushions and maybe a couple of pictures on the wall

Point(s) of ORDER:

That's not mould it's Rev.
That's not an experiment, that's Puppy.:guitar:

What colour scatter cushions?

 

[centurion40]

Point(s) of ORDER:

That's not mould it's Rev.
That's not an experiment, that's Puppy.:guitar:

What colour scatter cushions?

Apologies to Rev, I assumed the smell was mildew, I'm sure some persil and a 60 deg wash will sort that out.

blue and white obviously, I'm not a complete dick

So can I stay or at least be a NORMAL adoptee who likes the occasional visit to the dark side

 

[Return of the Rev]

Apologies to Rev, I assumed the smell was mildew, I'm sure some persil and a 60 deg wash will sort that out.

blue and white obviously, I'm not a complete dick

So can I stay or at least be a NORMAL adoptee who likes the occasional visit to the dark side

Come back tonight when its time for bed and the team will think about it,BUT IF PORC DON'T LIKE YOU ITS CURTAINS

 

[centurion40]

If you do vote in my favour, is that it Am I allowed to post on the main forum or am I lobotomised ( I said lobotomised not sodomised ffs ) and fitted with some sort of tag never to see the light of day, or another human being again

 

[Return of the Rev]

if you do vote in my favour, is that it Am i allowed to post on the main forum or am i lobotomised ( i said lobotomised not sodomised ffs ) and fitted with some sort of tag never to see the light of day, or another human being again

You would be free to come and go but you must always lock the hatch and cover with the rug of 1984,its not so much of a vote more of a normality test.please come back at bed time and we will see

 

[Return of the Rev]

Failed the first test, what's done in c/r stays in c/r

 

[centurion40]

You would be free to come and go but you must always lock the hatch and cover with the rug of 1984,its not so much of a vote more of a normality test.please come back at bed time and we will see

ok I'll return at bedtime, do I get cocoa and a chocolate hobnob

 

[Return of the Rev]

ok I'll return at bedtime, do I get cocoa and a chocolate hobnob

Although we travel between normal and non normal we do not welcome them to our room,there was a great massacre in the distant past where all but one perished,we need to guard against this in the future We cannot give you hot choc or hobnob its not possible


its bovril

 

[centurion40]

Although we travel between normal and non normal we do not welcome them to our room,there was a great massacre in the distant past where all but one perished,we need to guard against this in the future We cannot give you hot choc or hobnob its not possible


its bovril

Shit this is getting a bit scary now, I'm not concerned about the massacre in the distant past, but BOVRIL

 

[Hillian1]

Shit this is getting a bit scary now, I'm not concerned about the massacre in the distant past, but BOVRIL

The young one vexes me, on the one hand he wishes to stay with us and on the other he attacks Rev in Normal land.

I am perplexed by this, some sort of test is in order, I recall the test carried out on that red Indian fella, hung by the nipples from bison bone on lanyards made of bison sinew.

We should gather by the bonfire of wisdom and drink the Bovril of truth to discuss.

 

[centurion40]

The young one vexes me, on the one hand he wishes to stay with us and on the other he attacks Rev in Normal land.

I am perplexed by this, some sort of test is in order, I recall the test carried out on that red Indian fella, hung by the nipples from bison bone on lanyards made of bison sinew.

We should gather by the bonfire of wisdom and drink the Bovril of truth to discuss.

My only defence is that the fresh air went to my head, forgive me for I know not what I do, although I did suggest a show to him, If I must take a test then so be it, my nipples are yours to do with as you will

 

[Return of the Rev]

The young one vexes me, on the one hand he wishes to stay with us and on the other he attacks Rev in Normal land.

I am perplexed by this, some sort of test is in order, I recall the test carried out on that red Indian fella, hung by the nipples from bison bone on lanyards made of bison sinew.

We should gather by the bonfire of wisdom and drink the Bovril of truth to discuss.

Great idea bovril,fire and another virgin sacrifice,bloody hell not sure we can find another one at this late noticePUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hillian1]

Great idea bovril,fire and another virgin sacrifice,bloody hell not sure we can find another one at this late noticePUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could always table a late bid for the Brazilian Virgin, although giving her to puppy is probably a step too far.

 

[Return of the Rev]

you need to get back below, the prof's creatures are summoning you

ha ha I've just noticed you quoted me on your banner

he's done it again