Welcome Nibble

[Les Biehn]

Humpf! I care, I care lots - you big lump you!!

I'm intrigued as to how you know about the size of his nuts though?

Coz I can fit both in my mouth so they must be small because I can only fit one with my other boyfriends.

 

[tedebear]

Maybe its cause they are too hairy - suggest he waxes?

 

[Les Biehn]

Maybe its cause they are too hairy - suggest he waxes?

Surely you have to have gone through pubity to have hairy nuts.

 

[tedebear]

Surely you have to have gone through pubity to have hairy nuts.

Given his self portrait in his avatar - I figured he was working on his free bus pass?

 

[Nibble]

Let me clear this up for Y'all. Les knows the size of my nuts because he posed as a G.P for six months in 1979. I was fooled by his fake credentials and fully trusted him when, after attending his "surgery" seeking a cure for my dandruff he requested to see my testicles.

I obliged and after taking extensive notes he removed them from his cupped, clammy hand (with a large degree of persuasion) and handed them back to me. I could not fail to notice that a large portion of my testicles was now missing. On enquiry he explained that he needed to retain a sample as these were the finest example of testicular material he had ever handled and was required by doctorate law to withhold a sample for research. This is the only reason my nuts are now so small.

I have no idea why I am now called nibble I can only assume that this was method that "Dr" Biehn employed to procure his elusive sample.

 

[Les Biehn]

f*** me thats one boring post.

 

[Nibble]

Don't f***ing start Biehn, I know where you go cottaging.

 

[Les Biehn]

Don't f***ing start Biehn, I know where you go cottaging.

Yeah, your arse.

 

[Nibble]

that's right and I can pucker that buttercup up anytime so watch it. You and me will play later!