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perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,459
Sūþseaxna
Now, I look at all you cats and kitties out there
a whippin' and a wailin' and a jumpin' up and down
and suckin' up all that juice and pattin' each other on the back
and a hippin' each other who the greatest cat in the world is.

Mr. Malenkov,

Mr. Talenkov,

Mr. Eisenhower,

Mr. Whoozerwheezer,

Mr. Whiserwhooser,

Mr. Woodhill,

Mr. Beachhill,

an' Mr. Churchill,

and all them other hills gonna get you straight,
and if they can't get you straight
they know a cat that knows a cat who'll straighten you.

But I'm gonna put a cat on you
was the coolest, grooviest, swingin'est, wailin'est,
strongest, swingin'est cat that ever stomped on this jumpin' green sphere.

And they called this here cat "The Nazz."

He was a carpenter kittie.

Now, The Nazz was the kind of a cat that come on so cool
and so groovey and so with-it
that when he laid it down,
WHA-BOM, it stayed there.

Naturally all the rest of the cats said, "Man, look at that cat wail!
He's wailin' up a storm up there. Hey, I'm tellin' ya,
he layin' it down right, he..."

"Get off my back, Jack! What's the matter with you?
I'm tryin' to dig what the cat's puttin' down!"

They're pushin' The Nazz to dig his miracle lick.

And The Nazz say, "Cool, babies.
Tell ya' what I'm gonna do.
I ain't gonna take two, four six, eight of you cats,
but I'm gonna take all twelve of you studs
and straighten you all at the same time."

Say, "You cats look like you pretty hip."

He say, "You buddy with me."

So The Nazz and his buddies was goofin' off down the boulevard one day
and they run into a little cat with a bent frame.

So The Nazz look at this little cat with the bent frame
and he say, "What's the matter wit' you, baby?"

Little cat with the bent frame he said, "My frame is bent, Nazz."
Say, "It's been bent from in front."

So The Nazz look at the little cat with a bent frame
and he put the golden eyes of love on this here little kittie
and he look right down into the window of the little cat's soul
and he say to the little cat, he say, "Straighten!"

Rooom - Boom!

Unbent that little cat like an arrow.

And everybody's jumpin' up and down
sayin' "Look what The Nazz put on that boy!"

"You dug him before. Redig him now!"

Everyone's talkin' about The Nazz.
What a great cat he was.
How he swung with the glory of love.
How he straighten out the squares.

How he stomp into the money changin' carts
and kicked the short change all over the place
and knockin' the corners off the squares.

How he put it down to the one cat, dug it.
Didn't dig it.
Put it down twice, dug it.
Didn't dig it.
Put it down a third time, dug it.
Boom!
Walked away with his eyes buggin out in the air bumpin' into everybody.

And they're pullin' on The Nazz's coat tail.
They want him to sign the autograph.
They want him to do a gig here, do a gig there,
play the radio, play the video.
He can't make all that jazz!

Like I 'splained to you he's a carpenter kitty, got his own lick.

But when he know he should go and show and blow,
and can't go cause he got too much strain on him,
straightenin' out the squares,
he sends a couple of these cats that he's hippin'.

So came a little sixty-cent gig one day,
and The Nazz was in a bind,
and he put it on a couple of his boys.
He say, "Boys, take care of that for me, would ya?"

And they say, "You take it off your wig, Nazz, we'll cool it."

And they started out to straighten it out for The Nazz.

And they got about half way to where they were goin'
and they came to a little old twenty-cent pool of water
and they got right in the pool of water with the boat
and all of a sudden, Blam!,
the lightnin' flashin' and the thunder roarin'
and the boat is goin' up and down
and these poor cats figured every minute gonna be their last
and one cat look up and.... here come The Nazz!

Cool as anyone you see.
Right across the water.

Stompin'

And there was a little cat on board, I think his name was Jude.

He say, "Hey, Nazz, can I make it out there witcha?"

And The Nazz say, "Make it, Jude!"

Old Jude went stompin' off that boat,
took four steps,
dropped his whole cart,
and the Nazz had to stash him back on board.

So The Nazz say, "Say, what seem to be troublin' you boys?"

He say, "You hittin' on that S.O.S.in' bell pretty hard.
You gonna bend that bell, knockin' on it like that."

One of the cats say, " 'What seems to be troublin' ya?!?!'
Can't ya see the storm's goin'
and the lightnin' flashin'
and the thunder roarin'...?"

And The Nazz say, "I told you to stay cool, didn't I, babies?"

To the people who don't know what it means to believe,
to "stay cool" is to be,
to have the sweet fragrance of serenity rock ya' away.

So now everybody's talkin' about The Nazz.

Oh, this beautiful, swingin' man.

How he's settin' the country on fire with great sparks of great love
like a swingin' non-stop satellite goin' through all the lands
and valleys and puttin' down the scene with such beauty
and such power and such charm
that there are now sparks seventy-five feet long shootin' out of the grapevine
and they now got five thousand of these little cats and kitties
in The Nazz's home town, where the cat live, lookin' to get straight.

Well, he knows he can't straighten them there.
It's too small a place to want to hang everybody up.

So The Nazz backed away a little bit
and he look at these cats and these kitties
and he say, "Come on, babies. Let's cut on out down the pike."

And there went The Nazz.

And these five thousand cats and kitties are stompin' up a storm.

Behind them there's a great love river of joy.
It's goin' like a great chain through these gorgeous cats and kitties
as they're swingin' along on the beat of the Nazz
and the birds are flyin' on one side
and singin' love songs to these cats and kitties
and there's a great jubilee of love.

And The Nazz talkin' about how pretty the hour, how pretty the flower,
how pretty you, how pretty me, how pretty the tree.
Nazz had them pretty eyes.
He wanted everybody to see with pretty eyes and see how pretty it was.

And they're havin' such a glorious swingin' time
that before you know it they were forty-two miles out of town
and ain't nobody got the foist biscuit.

So The Nazz look at them cats and kitties
and he say, "You hungry, ain't ya, babies?"

And the cats say, "Yea, Nazz."
Say, "We was diggin' so hard on what you was puttin' down
we didn't pre-pare." Say, "We goofed."

So The Nazz say, "Well we gotta take it easy here.
We wouldn't want to go ahead and order up something
you might not like, would we."

And they said, "Sweet double hipness, you put it down and we'll pick it up."

And the Nazz step away a little bit. And he put a glorious sound of love on.

He said, "Oh, sweet swingin' flowers of the field."

And they said, "Oh, great non-stop singular song to beauty."

And he said, "Stomp upon the terra." They did.

He said, "Lift your miracle the body." The body went up.

He said, "Lift your arms." The arms went up.

He said, "Higher." They went higher.

He said, "DIG INFINITY!" And they dug it!

And when they did, Whap!, there was a flash of thunder
and they looked in one hand was a great, big, stuffed, sweet, swingin', smoked fish.

And in the other a long, gone, crazy loaf
of that southern, home-made, honey-tastin', sweet bread.

Why, these poor cats flipped!

The Nazz never did nothin' simple.

When He laid it,
He laid it.

[Sings:] When the saints......Sweet Lord.

Let me hip you to something!

When you make Love make it!

Oh! Some of you brothers and sisters.

Hold outs!

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April 5, 1906 Richard Myrle Buckley born, weight: 14 lbs, in Tuolumne, California, son of William Buckley, originally of Manchester, England, and Annie Laurie Bone Buckley, whose parents had immigrated to Seattle from Cornwall, England.
 
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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
54,974
Faversham
I saw Doctors of Madness three times - they weren't weird. Good though. Saw Tuxedomoon's first UK gig for 23 years a couple of months ago, too. Superb. But not weird.

Thick as a brick? The Hare who lost his spectacles is a bit odd, but overall, no, not weird. Nor any good. Stand Up is far superior Tull.

For weird - try Brighton's The Dandies. Long gone, like the Alhambra, but simply devine. On a weirdness scale, hmmm, 4 out of ten.

Cluster were weird. Like, a marble being spun around a dustbin lid for 35 minutes. Weird . . . but sh1te.

From today, Velvet Acid Christ are weird. They are quite good, too,

The ultimate Weird and good has to be A Wizard a True Star (first five tracks) which is like, oh yeah, I get it, yeah, I know that . . . what? NO!!! Totally Mexico.
 


¡Cereal Killer!

Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Sep 13, 2003
10,216
Somewhere over there...
used to own the AQUA album, dont remember what it was called but that was weird.

the barbie girl song on that album should be X-Rated, just look at it!

Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride? - Could meen he wants a f***
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump on! - ok i chanced that but never the less
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere - erm, yes
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere - yet again, erm yes
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
touch me up, take your time, I'm your dollie - See what I mean yet
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain - yet again
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky - oh yes let me touch you up and lick you out barbie!

You can touch, you can play - can we just f*** ???
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, whatever you please ok lets f***
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees - yeh, suck my knob while your down there!
Come jump on, be my friend, let us do it again - ok, i wouldn't mind fuckin ya again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken! - yeh f*** me hard!



see what i mean!
 
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Juan Albion

Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
perseus said:
Now, I look at all you cats and kitties out there
a whippin' and a wailin' and a jumpin' up and down
and suckin' up all that juice and pattin' each other on the back
and a hippin' each other who the greatest cat in the world is.

[Sings:] When the saints......Sweet Lord.

Let me hip you to something!

When you make Love make it!

Oh! Some of you brothers and sisters.

Hold outs!

Yay, I've got that. Not weird, just odd, and a pretty good song.
 


Zebedee said:
"Late Night Movies, All Night Brainstorms" by the Doctors of Madness. A truly weird album.

:drink: :drink:

Yeah, I saw that load of shite once as well - replete with silver face-paint.
Their lyrics were childish at best, and they were trying hard to pose like gaunt bowie'd androgenous androids.

"iiinn theee affffffterglowwwww"

Poseurs to the max, and total shite.
 




Juan Albion said:
I would agree with the mentions of Zappa and Amon Duul, but really those guys set out to be weird. You can add the Residents and Tuxedo Moon to that list. But I was thinking more of albums that accidently left you scratching your head.

Scott Walker - Tilt.

I think that fits your category then.

'e's lost tha bleedin' PLOT !
 


Lush

Mods' Pet
NMH said:
Scott Walker - Tilt.

I think that fits your category then.

'e's lost tha bleedin' PLOT !

No way!!!!! I love that album.

Mind you I would buy Scott's Walker's 100 Loudest Burps if they came out on CD, so I'm hardly a discerning buyer when it comes to Mr Engel.
 


perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,459
Sūþseaxna
Juan Albion said:
Yay, I've got that. Not weird, just odd, and a pretty good song.

Have you got the album? The one with the "Hip Gahn" Mine got melted in a fire "Best of Lord Buckley".

Well its not easy listening.
 
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Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Pink Floyd's 'Relics' is quite weird. Especially listened to in an age when tripping is not so commonplace.
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,649
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I have an album of Noel Edmonds Funniest Phonecalls. Nothing on there about his suicidal admissions to the Samaritans, unfortunately.

I have a cool cd of Austrian accordian punk somewhere too.
 








Jul 14, 2003
891
BN2
Weirdest I ever bought was 'Kontakte' by Stockhausen. Shite, and thankfully stolen along with all my other vinyl.
 










Grunty

New member
Jan 16, 2004
325
Worthing
Swiss Folklore cassette that i have owned since i was a kid.
40 minutes of yodelling.
marvellous,
but weird.
 


Squiggsy

New member
Oct 26, 2003
184
Worthing
'Tilt' is a marvellous album, but then I'm probably as biased as Lush when it comes to Scott Walker - at least as regards his artistic talents.

Wierd, hmm...how about Kraftwerk in a latin style? It shouldn't work but it does......

Senor Coconut = Genius!
 




curly

Member
Jul 5, 2003
143
gosport
one of the weirdest, and one of the best

sandels

right to silence ( i think)

anyone else heard of them
saw them late on channel 4 one night and bought their album
superb about 8 years ago i think

anyone else got any of their stuff
 


Wienergull

Geht in Ordnung
Jul 10, 2003
473
Berlin Mitte
Meade's_Ball said:
I have a cool cd of Austrian accordian punk somewhere too.

Would that be Attwenger by any chance?

My nominations would have to be:

Hangman's Beautiful Daughter - Incredible String Band
Trout Mask Replica - Captain Beefheart
 


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