Wednesday caption comp.........

[defrocked priest]

This just in. Police at a farm,have found Elvis and an even smaller horse. When asked, are you the jockey? Elvis replied,"I'm gunna ride this here philly in the Mascot Derby,to really f*** up Uncle Spielberg's racetips.*shakes hips* "Un thankya,thankya very mush".

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Bud Darrin, a professional Elvis impersonator, regrets that he will not be able to perform tonight as he is feeling a little hoarse.

 

[seagull_special]

Jordan and Peter Andre in reconciliation

 

[defrocked priest]

Elvis says to horse" I'm sorry darlin', I was so hungry, I ate your Mother."

*rocks hips*

thankya,thankya,very mush.

 

[clapham_gull]

Upon meeting Jackson in Heaven, Elvis wonders whether the plastic surgery went a little too far.