wedding

[Race]

apologies if it's been on before but my mates getting married in november (on a friday the selfish bastard) and i can't make it. i want to send a telegram or a card and would welcome any witty suggestions to send him

 

[Lokki 7]

Congratulations to Mr XXX and the future ex-Mrs XXX

 

[Wardy]

You could have got married on a Saturday during the off season you bastard!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bailey]

why not get married in the summer like most normal people, ah sorry she'll be showing by then!

 

[Normal Rob]

apologies if it's been on before but my mates getting married in november (on a friday the selfish bastard) and i can't make it. i want to send a telegram or a card and would welcome any witty suggestions to send him

why is getting married on a Friday selfish?

 

[CHAPPERS]

From Waynes World (the fountain of all my knowledge)

''Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. ''

 

[Race]

Re: Re: wedding

why is getting married on a Friday selfish?

cos i'm not allowed to go out the day/night before a game.

 

[Juan Albion]

Re: Re: Re: wedding

cos i'm not allowed to go out the day/night before a game.

I do hope that is Tank and not Race putting that.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I wrote this in a friend's card this year: "In the words of Noddy Holder... look to the future now, it's only just begun".

 

[Scotty Mac]

Re: Re: Re: Re: wedding

I do hope that is Tank and not Race putting that.

 

[Man of Harveys]

We had a bloke at work who always wrote "Sorry to see you g..." right at the edge of the card so half of the writing was missing - and (here comes the really brilliant bit...) he signed it from "Stevie Wonder". Cos he's blind you see! AHAHAAA.

(sorry, the stress of this Falmer crap is getting to me today, I cannae take much more...)

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Good Luck on the Marriage, but don't go crying to me if it all fails.

 

[Scotty Mac]

We had a bloke at work who always wrote "Sorry to see you g..." right at the edge of the card so half of the writing was missing - and (here comes the really brilliant bit...) he signed it from "Stevie Wonder". Cos he's blind you see! AHAHAAA.

(sorry, the stress of this Falmer crap is getting to me today, I cannae take much more...)

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

Finish your telegram with this;

" ....and i have a have been asked to pass a special message to the new Mrs xxxx from Mark McGee, manager of B&HA; we have tried Mr xxxx in every position, but found him to be no use at all, hope you have more luck. Congatulations."

 

[Chicken Run]

No more blow jobs

 

[Gully]

...from now on Sex is a dirty word.

 

[CHAPPERS]

From Wayne's World.


''Marriage is a punishment for stealing in some countries''