Lammy
Registered Abuser
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guest's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man
and said, "F--k you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after
finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members.
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guest's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man
and said, "F--k you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after
finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members.
revenge is a dish best served to 300 guests
