Ok people, so far, you've got me to propose, so before the 'how do I sell my kidney, cos I can't afford the wedding' thread.
I'm hoping for some assistance in what's becoming a very tricky subject.
What should we do our 1st dance too?
The trouble is, I don't dance, other that leaping around like a loony, and so far the future Mrs Stst Brother has refused to entertain the idea of dancing to either 'Oh Shit' by The Buzzcocks, or 'Sweaty Betty', by The Macc Lads, while spitting on grandmothers.
It has occured to me, while writing this, I've never danced with the good lady, which seems a little odd.
Anyway, I have a vision that when we do our 1st dance, we will just end up looking like that Downs Syndrome, couple from Jim'll fix it, who wanted to be Torville & Dean.
So, you see the problem. Is they any way round this & still retaining a shred of dignity.
I'm hoping for some assistance in what's becoming a very tricky subject.
What should we do our 1st dance too?
The trouble is, I don't dance, other that leaping around like a loony, and so far the future Mrs Stst Brother has refused to entertain the idea of dancing to either 'Oh Shit' by The Buzzcocks, or 'Sweaty Betty', by The Macc Lads, while spitting on grandmothers.
It has occured to me, while writing this, I've never danced with the good lady, which seems a little odd.
Anyway, I have a vision that when we do our 1st dance, we will just end up looking like that Downs Syndrome, couple from Jim'll fix it, who wanted to be Torville & Dean.
So, you see the problem. Is they any way round this & still retaining a shred of dignity.