we need songs for Dwayne Smith

[Andrew]

Ok, we need a song for "Dwayne Smith" the sussex cricketer.

We have a song but it's shite.

Any ideas?

 

[Gazwag]

Posh spice is a slapper
Her tits are on the wane
But when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of our boy Dwayne

 

[Andrew]

Posh spice is a slapper
Her tits are on the wane
But when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of our boy Dwayne

 

[Andrew]

The one we have is:

Were singing in the Dwayne!
Just singing in the dwayne!

ect, pretty shite.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

i thought it was...

'we all dream of a team of dwaynes smiths'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

As Garbage would sing...

'I'm only happy when it's Dwayne'

 

[Normal Rob]

#dwaynes shots keep falling on my head#

 

[Perry Milkins]

he's swinging, is our Dwayne
what a glorious shot over the boundary again

 

[Jim D]

Gotta See Dwayne - R Dean Taylor

Sweet Dwayne - Lou Reed.

 

[Normal Rob]

The one we have is:

Were singing in the Dwayne!
Just singing in the dwayne!

#dwaynes shots keep falling on my head#

he's swinging, is our Dwayne
what a glorious shot over the boundary again

I think that betwen us we can cobble something together!

 

[dazzalewis1968]

i thought it was...

'we all dream of a team of dwaynes smiths'

WHO is going to be at the public catering tent monday night for a sing song?
last fri was a super FUN night !

 

[Twinkle Toes]

As Garbage would sing...

'I'm only happy when it's Dwayne'

ps Next lines could be:-

Were gonna sing about our new obsession

He'll bring us out of our deep depression

I'm only happy when it's Dwayne...

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

i thought it was...

'we all dream of a team of dwaynes smiths'

This was sung merrily on the bus back into Birmingham after the 20 20 finals.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

#dwaynes shots keep falling on my head#

That would sound greatif sung in numbers

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Howsabout 'Here comes the Dwayne' by The Cult?



*Switches light off & closes door on way out*

 

[Gazwag]

It's Dwayney Smith! Hallelujah! - It's Dwayney Smith Amen!
He's gonna go out and hit that ball
Completely out of the ground!
It's Dwayney Smith! Hallelujah!
It's Dwayney Smith! What a Specimen!
Tall, black, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean


or is that a bit gay

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

And the winning entry is...

'Somewhere.
Over!
The Dwayne bowl'

THPP will take a bow on the way to his taxi...

 

[Mendoza]

Sunday, Monday, Happy Dwayne......

 

[Andrew]

#dwaynes shots keep falling on my head#

thats pretty good:yahoo:

 

[Taybha]

It's Dwayney Smith! Hallelujah! - It's Dwayney Smith Amen!
He's gonna go out and hit that ball
Completely out of the ground!
It's Dwayney Smith! Hallelujah!
It's Dwayney Smith! What a Specimen!
Tall, black, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean


or is that a bit gay

Its uber gay, but none the less catchy and wins my vote ,the point where Dwayne hears himself reffered to Dwayney i shall be pointing my it wasnt my idea finger at you though