We could be TONY... just for one day.

[Bry Nylon]

If you could be Tony Bloom...just for one day, what NON-FOOTBALL decision would you make?

Erect a statue of Dick Knight & Martin Perry shaking hands outside the stadium?
Get rid of cheerleaders before the game?
Kick Azure into touch once and for all?
Appoint a fans representative to the board?
Mandate that stewards have to wear a badge that reads, "please obey me - for I am slightly inadequate and have social issues."
Install bookmakers on the concourses?

Or something completely different?

We cannot return any of your entries, but there may be a prize for any that are implemented.*





*not true.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Attend a match wearing only a sock on my penis.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

hire a private army to destroy nimbies.

 

[Insel affe]

transfer all his money into my account.


so simple

 

[banjo]

Gamble all my money on red.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Hire out a limo and 6 high class hookers... and have a cruise around the downs.

 

[hitony]

I'm Tony EVERY day!

 

[seagullondon]

I'm Tony EVERY day!

How unfortunate for you

 

[hitony]

How unfortunate for you

Ahhh my personal stalker....good evening Sir, I trust you have homed in on all my movements tonight

 

[Upper Library]

Make the club badge on the outside of the stadium a whole lot bigger.

Show all away matches live on big sceens at the Amex - and fill the stadium 46 times a year

 

[Beach Hut]

I'm Tony EVERY day!

Permission to say COCK

 

[seagullondon]

Ahhh my personal stalker....good evening Sir, I trust you have homed in on all my movements tonight

my work has been done for the day.

I'll go back to team c/r and leave you normals to it

 

[Mellotron]

Make the club badge on the outside of the stadium a whole lot bigger.

Show all away matches live on big sceens at the Amex - and fill the stadium 46 times a year

Two very good shouts. Any legal reason the second couldn't be done?

 

[Upper Library]

Two very good shouts. Any legal reason the second couldn't be done?

not sure but didn't palarse show" that game" from the amex on screens at smellhurst?

 

[hitony]

Permission to say COCK

No.

 

[Billy the Fish]

If I had that much cash I'd be knee deep in cocaine and porn stars quicker than you could say "contract for vicente"

 

[brakespear]

I'd name a stand at the Amex after Gary Hart......and erect a Colossus of Rhodes style statue of OGH at the station.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

No.

Fcuking cock?

 

[hitony]

Fcuking cock?

Your entitled to your opinion.