We are not what you think we are

[Andrew]

We are golden!!!


Did you see this twat today on GMTV ?

 

[Notters]

Who is it? I heard that in a shop the other day, what an awful "song".

 

[Andrew]

Who is it? I heard that in a shop the other day, what an awful "song".

Mika.

 

[footychick]

I've a crush on him

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I've a crush on him

Just a guess but I think you might be barking up the wrong tree there.

 

[king Wombat]

Just a guess but I think you might be barking up the wrong tree there.

Possibly he likes to mow the garden uphill.

 

[Peteinblack]

Possibly he likes to mow the garden uphill.

and dig in the mud...

 

[Garage_Doors]

Mine for marmite, you mean

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Marge:Mmm, I don't think he's married, Homer.

Homer: Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh? Well, there's lots of foxy ladies out there.

Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little... festive to you?

Homer: Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam!

Marge: (insisting) He prefers the company of men!

Homer: Who doesn't?

Marge: Homer, listen carefully. John is a ho... mo...

Homer: Right. Right.

Marge: ...sexual.

Homer: Aaaaaarrrrgh!!

 

[Andrew]

I've a crush on him

.

 

[Husty]

Marge:Mmm, I don't think he's married, Homer.

Homer: Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh? Well, there's lots of foxy ladies out there.

Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little... festive to you?

Homer: Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam!

Marge: (insisting) He prefers the company of men!

Homer: Who doesn't?

Marge: Homer, listen carefully. John is a ho... mo...

Homer: Right. Right.

Marge: ...sexual.

Homer: Aaaaaarrrrgh!!