We are ALL DOOMED

[Scotty Mac]

I have decided not to VENT my anger on here Scott. If you want to know how I really feel about this situation please check my facebook status!

that is an OUTRAGEOUS status!

i can only hope that the mid sussex times dont pick up on it and go with a front page 'bright fm presenter in mexico/racist RANT' as the headline!

 

[bright1064]

Maybe not..... but it'll be a nice death!!!

Thanks!

I shall be having sweet dreams tonight then!!!

 

[bright1064]

that is an OUTRAGEOUS status!

i can only hope that the mid sussex times dont pick up on it and go with a front page 'bright fm presenter in mexico/racist RANT' as the headline!

What you on about?

I'm planning to talk about it ON AIR tomorrow!!!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Thanks!

I shall be having sweet dreams tonight then!!!

Hehe, only kidding, you can have half of my dose if you like... for a small fee!

 

[bright1064]

Hehe, only kidding, you can have half of my dose if you like... for a small fee!

How much?*

*I haven't got very much money.

 

[coventrygull]

You'll be fine - they'll put them in IDU's!!

Unfortunately my ward has negative pressure rooms

 

[Juan Albion]

I'm worried what this is going to do to the price of pork chops and pork scratchings. Does anybody know? Should I buy a couple of pigs just in case? I could keep them in my basement.

 

[Scotty Mac]

I'm worried what this is going to do to the price of pork chops and pork scratchings. Does anybody know? Should I buy a couple of pigs just in case? I could keep them in my basement.

id love to keep pigs in our basement, but i fear one night i would get too drunk and interfere with them

 

[Nottseagull]

What if it spreads to South Africa? The World Cup could get shifted, and we would be the prime candidate.

 

[NF9]

So stupid, They fear monger people into not wanting to go outside weve seen this so many times before bird flu for example

 

[Superseagull]

Although most people on here jwill joke at this news, this does have the potential to be VERY serious. A flu virus that mutates into something nasty is capable of killing 100's of million people worldwide. Maybe this is the one that takes human kind bt surprise?

 

[Scotty Mac]

Although most people on here jwill joke at this news, this does have the potential to be VERY serious. A flu virus that mutates into something nasty is capable of killing 100's of million people worldwide. Maybe this is the one that takes human kind bt surprise?

im going to get lots of canned food and bottled water in, and then work out to be like will smith in i am legend

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

This will probably turn into something similar to the SARS scare a few years ago with a lot of people at places like Gatwick walking around looking like prats wearing face masks and then the whole thing will fizzle out.

 

[tedebear]

I blame antibiotics...

 

[dougdeep]

Theres a Venezuelan girl in my Biology class, which is near Mexico.

That's a long way to go for a biology class.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I blame Dick Knight !

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Unfortunately my ward has negative pressure rooms

Then I am so sorry!!!!

Having said that, in about a year's time I'm going to be working in an A&E close to Heathrow - eep!

 

[Wardy]

Then I am so sorry!!!!

Having said that, in about a year's time I'm going to be working in an A&E close to Heathrow - eep!

We will all be dead by then so no need for you to worry.

 

[franks brother]

Health experts say tests so far seem to link the illnesses in Mexico with a swine flu virus in the southern US.

A top US health official said the strain of swine flu had spread widely and could not be contained
Ooh! bloomin eck! and we've got roast loin of pork for Sunday lunch today!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Eight people have fallen sick in the US - six in California and two in Texas - with a virus the WHO say was the same as the new strain of swine flu, designated H1N1.

All eight have recovered and only one was hospitalised.

Oh no! Hold the front page! Eight Americans have a bit of a cold

How come everything's a 'pandemic' nowadays anyways? Epidemic not good enough anymore?