Warne tips Lancs

[Pevenseagull]

the fucker


Hampshire really get on my tits


With Hants playing Lancs in the last game I'm amazed that he feels it appropriate to suggest Lancs are going to win the County Championship

perhaps he has a bet on

 

[Trigger]

Wanker tips the Wankies.

 

[The Large One]

What a wanker.

Mind you, this is the bloke who has more than once said that Hampshire are the best side in the country. Problem is, the dozy fat fucker can't be bothered to prove it. Why? Cause he's talking out of his arse, that's why.

 

[bhanutz]

It's his opinion thats all, who gives a f*** what he thinks anyway?

 

[Pevenseagull]

It's his opinion thats all, who gives a f*** what he thinks anyway?

it's his bunch of shits that reported Kirtley AGAIN earlier this season

I hate them

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I f***ing Hampshire, and Shane Warne can f*** off all I can say on the matter.

 

[itszamora]

I f***ing Hampshire, and Shane Warne can f*** off all I can say on the matter.

What are you doing here? Been fired by Ling? Hope you followed my advice...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What are you doing here? Been fired by Ling? Hope you followed my advice...

Wedding Zinger Part Six, will be up in about hours time.

 

[bhanutz]

I f***ing Hampshire, and Shane Warne can f*** off all I can say on the matter.

can we have that in English please?

 

[itszamora]

Wedding Zinger Part Six, will be up in about hours time.

Can't you make it any sooner? I'm off to the pub then!

 

[Pevenseagull]

Looks like Kent are without Bravo, Patel and Khan for this week


which is nice

 

[Trigger]

Gloucs v Hants tonight...

S K Warne run out 0 (1)

Wanker

 

[Pevenseagull]

Gloucs v Hants tonight...

S K Warne run out 0 (1)

Wanker

wanker wanker wanker

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Gloucs v Hants tonight...

S K Warne run out 0 (1)

Wanker

I saw the run out happen, how bloody slow was he.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It's his opinion thats all, who gives a f*** what he thinks anyway?

I do.

If he thinks Sussex deserve to lose the Championship to Lancashire, because Chucker is a chucker, he's perfectly capable of coming to some deal with Lancashire to "get a result" out of a game that is drifting towards a draw.

And we end up as runners up.

Not that I'm suggesting that all fat, cheating Aussie bastards are like Warne, you understand.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Get a f***ing stingray on him

 

[Pevenseagull]

Mascarehnas puts in ANOTHER excellent 1 day knock

how he's not in the 1 day squad is beyond me

 

[The Large One]

I do.

If he thinks Sussex deserve to lose the Championship to Lancashire, because Chucker is a chucker, he's perfectly capable of coming to some deal with Lancashire to "get a result" out of a game that is drifting towards a draw.

And we end up as runners up.

Not that I'm suggesting that all fat, cheating Aussie bastards are like Warne, you understand.

Correction - fat, cheating Aussie PILLHEADED bastards...

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Get a f***ing stingray on him

 

[Tricky Dicky]

To be fair to him and to be accurate - which of course NSC always is - if you believe what is printed in the Grauniad, what he actually said was that Lancs had a slightly easier last couple of games, given that they have to play Durham and we have to go to Kent.

... but hey, don't let facts get in the way of a good rant.