Wanna Cyber?

[JonC]

What the f*** is that all about? What sad people sit in front of their screens all day on MSN, getting it off with a fat comic book fanatic from Ohio? Anyway, I decided to reciprocate today - and I enjoyed it.

Jono says:
whos this?
Ally says:
hi. did we cyber once?
Jono says:
yeh
Jono says:
it was ace
Ally says:
what kind of kink do you like?
Jono says:
fruit and whips and stuff
Jono says:
i like being beaten
Ally says:
are you dude or lady?
Jono says:
dude
Jono says:
u?
Ally says:
lady
Jono says:
good - lets get it on BABY
Jono says:
can u call me BIG GNOME when we do it - it turns me on
Ally says:
i like watching porn. you got porn?
Jono says:
yeh - its on in room
Jono says:
*my
Ally sends:

Open(Alt+P)

You have successfully received C:\My Documents\Jonathan's Work\My Received Files\PEDOFILIA - BUNDA E BUCETA RASPADINHA.jpg from Ally.

Jono says:
thats good
Jono says:
call me BIG GNOME
Jono says:
straddle my gnome
Ally sends:

Accept(Alt+C) Save As...(Alt+S) Decline(Alt+D)
Ally says:
do you have any good porn?
Jono says:
call me GNOME
Ally says:
okay little gnome!
Jono says:
nooooo
Jono says:
BIG GNOME
Jono says:
we're in the bedroom
Ally says:
okay big gnome!!
Jono says:
u turn up the porn
Jono says:
it's GROUND FORCE!!!!!
Jono says:
we're turned on
Ally says:
i'm sending you a vid. accepts
Jono says:
ur taking my gnome hat off
Jono says:
we're going for it like a gnome
Jono says:
hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
Jono says:
GNOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE
Jono says:
give it to me baby
Jono says:
let me see the gnome
Ally says:
okay, mr. big gnome, what can your gnome do?
Jono says:
it can sit in the garden and fish and EVERYTHING
Jono says:
it's got a big rod
Ally says:
=-o
Jono says:
not that big
Jono says:
GGGGGNNNNOOOOOOOOME
Jono says:
i see u naked on the bed
Jono says:
i walk up, trousers down
Jono says:
go to the window
Jono says:
and my GNOME is in the garden
Ally says:
send me a picture of your gnome please
Jono says:
its there ----------->>>>>>>>>
Ally says:
i don't have it. i'm using adium.
Jono says:
ive jst cum
Jono says:
that was good
Ally says:
cool. thanks for spooging your big gnome all over my face.
Jono says:
nah - the gnome is in the garden
Jono says:
it would be against health and safety to 'spooge' it anywhere
Ally says:
? okay.
Jono says:
but my gnome is smiling now
Ally says:
cool!
Jono says:
i know a website you'll like
Jono says:
http://www.freethegnomes.com/
Jono says:
ive jst cum again

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Im ally

 

[Race]

i'm your pally

 

[JonC]

The address is: lasinventura1@hotmail.com

Get cybering. She's online now.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

GEEK~!!!!!

 

[JonC]

GEEK~!!!!!

I want to bum rape you.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Id love you to, ill pom you my address

 

[JonC]

Id love you to, ill pom you my address

You're so boring. I wanted to have 5 pages of self indulgent shite.

/upset

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I suppose its not rape if i say yes......

 

[JonC]

This is good.

But I need to go to bed now. I'll be thinking of you. Well, your cock probably.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Ill be thinking of you attacking me in a dark back street

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

that's my job

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Not since you turned non gay

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You disgust me

 

[Meade's Ball]

Cyber is all about imagination, eh. All that my imagination would allow me to consider is the thought that my sexual partner is doing nothing at the other end of the cable while i feverishly tweak my bud and plums. "I'm cumming." i'd type in bold, but she or he or it would be shouting at her/his/its children and watching programmes about people selling tat they find in their attics for a £12 profit.
Not that erotic is it.

 

[Faldo]

*squelch*

 

[Everest]

Im ally

I'm the gnome

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Danny why did you do it? we were happy

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It was all an act, I never loved you I was just using you for practice

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

for girls - you make me sick - but we rimmed